Um…the song yer parodying would be by Sir Mixx-Alot, not Dr. Dre…but I liked the parody anyway. 
And I dunno…although I do like the sight of a nicely shaped woman’s foot, I’ve also dated women with some atrocious lookin’ dogs and was fine with it. One in particular apparently was into ballet for years; apparently that wreaks havok on yer toes. Never bothered me…I just thought it added character.
–IDB