OK, it’s late, and I’ve had a bad day, so I’m tired and cranky and in no mood to put up with Cottenelle’s advertising foolishness.
Have you seen their campaign with the bears who prefer Cottenelle (I think it’s Cottenelle) because it doesn’t disintegrate and leave bits of tissue behind whilst it is performing its designed function. It is clear in the commercial that what is being discussed is tissue, and not the other possibility.
WTF? Never, not even once in my life have I had this be a problem, certainly not to the point of it influencing my choice in ass-cleaning material. These commercials, to borrow a useful Brit word, leave me gobsmacked. SERIOUSLY? TP Klingons? How / when did this become a problem? How hard must one wipe to cause the disintegration of the tissue? Am I just lucky that I’ve never known the horror of TP Klingons, and that this is a wide-spread affliction?
The campaign must be working, they’ve run the commercials for quite a while now, and why would Cottenelle advertise their product doesn’t cause a problem that doesn’t exist? But how in the good name of guacamole is this a problem? I truly do not have even one iota of comprehension here. How / why is it a problem? Do people REALLY suffer from TP Klingons, and if they do- why is it such a big deal? I am genuinely flummoxed; it is beyond my ken. Help me dopers, you’re my only hope!