“The waxing hurts like hell, but my girlfriend likes me to get rid of all body hair” said Tom, getting it off his chest.
“I’ve got a switchblade and I’m not afraid to use it” said Tom chivalrously.
“Looks like we were all reincarnated as a flock of corvids,” said Tom and his friends, ravenously.
“Boy, the Yankees’ defense really stinks today” said the scoreboard operator, putting on airs.
“Right now I’m beating Serena 3-2” said Venus, upset.
“I’m doing my best to help these girls suffering from anorexia, but nothing seems to be working” said the doctor, his patience growing thin.
“Baby, you can turn me on more quickly than any girl I’ve ever known” said Tom, articulating a hard and fast rule.
“When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way”, Tom rumbled.
“I’m scared of sharp, pointy angles and I don’t understand why” said Tom, obtusely.
“I’ll bet we’ll take the Stanley Cup this year,” said Tom, in a kingly fashion.
“I’m sorry we sat down but then stood up again so quickly” said Tom and Mary, apologizing for their momentary lapse.
“I guess my number is up…I’m too exhausted to try and escape from this hunter” said the kangaroo, out of bounds.
“I like sex best when the girl is on top” said Tom, admitting that he screwed up.
“Mister Rose will never been admitted into the Hall of Fame,” said the commissioner, repeatedly.
“The doctors are using stem cells to help me grow a second penis on my stomach muscles”, said King Juan Carlos, abdicating.
“Having two penises can be confusing” said the king, who never knew if he was coming or going.
“All I ask for is some signs of life in the men I go out with” said Mary, carbon-dating.
“I’m not particular…you can address me by my last or my first name” said the Funky Winkerbean character, more or less.
“What d’ya mean I’m a pimply geek?” said Horshack, annoyed.
“I have a particular interest in the myths and legends of little people” said Tom imploringly.