Tom Swifties!

“Don’t let amateurs try these things out,” Tom protested.

“Oh, no, I dropped my toothpaste,” Tom said, crestfallen.

“My cousin Theodore makes too much noise when he sleeps,” Tom snorted.

“I think Ringo was the best Beatle” said Tom, starry eyed

“They didn’t offer as much as I wanted but I went ahead and extended my contract anyway,” Tom said resignedly.

“Et tu,” Tom said, brutally.

“Julius Caesar’s authority should have gone unchallenged,” Tom said imperiously.

“I made a mix tape of Doors songs with all the keyboard solos edited out,” said Tom, with audacity.

“I’m going down to the quarry to be by myself,” Tom said stonily.

“Look out for immigration agents,” Tom said icily.

“I finally got the electrical system working properly on my TR6,” Tom said, triumphantly.

“I like this breakfast food,” Tim said grittingly.

“As a committed vegan, I can assure you that you will NEVER convince me to wear leather!” said Tom, unsuede.

“Sure you can borrow my laundry soap. And it’s all natural, no artificial detergents, colors or fragrances” said Tom, methodically.

“I heard what sounded like three gunshots,” Tom reported to the police.

“Was that an explosion I heard?” Tom asked, bombastically.

“I love swimming in the shadow of the Pyramids”, said Tom, in denial.

“That Viking explorer Erikson is back!” said Tom, in relief.

“Faith, hope, and charity are all just useless”, said Tom, disgracefully.

“That mangy dog is going through the garbage again,” muttered Tom.