“The voice – of the computer – in 2001: A Space Odyssey – always gives me – goose bumps,” Tom said haltingly.
“I will NOT name our son after the current president,” Tom trumpeted.
“I want neither white bread nor wheat for my sandwich,” Tom said wryly.
“I do not have to explain why I named my son after a cartoon character” said Donald, ducking the issue.
“Donald Duck is my FAVORITE!”, Tom exclaimed with animation.
“My need to use Viagra inspired me to buy more Pfizer stock than I could afford,” Tom overshared.
“I love preparing corn on the cob,” Tom said huskily.
“And you can use the husks for empanadas”, said Jimmy Stewart, in his trademark “Aw, shucks” manner.
“I’m sorry - I left my Bic in the wigwam”, Tom said, penitently.
“You’re the greatest lay I’ve ever had, Heidi Klum, especially after you loosened up by taking a few bong hits,” Tom said in High German.
“Keep that darn dog quiet! Some of us have to sleep,” Tom barked at his neighbor.
“Now that we’re divorced, I get all the money”, Tom exclaimed.
“O, I just want a fast coffee,” said Tom, expressing himself.
“I’m quitting this test. I’m never qualifying for Jeopardy!” said Tom, exquisitely.
“Stop burning me and I’ll tell you everything”, Tom said in a tortured voice.
“Yes, I do admit to having some odd habit of not zipping up my pants,” said Tom, exposing himself to ridicule.
“I’m no dumbbell,” Tom chimed in.
“Thank you, I’m here all week”, Tom said, dazed.
“Who the hell was that guy and why does he care about Kenneth and his frequency?” said Dan, rather shaken up.
“Where can a guy find a good prostitute around here?” Tom asked hoarsely.