“The lake is so calm, it’s like a perfectly smooth mirror,” Tom reflected.
“This peninsula in Quebec is so breathtakingly beautiful,” Tom gasped.
“Would you like to stroke my pussycat?” Tom purred.
“I’ll still play, even though I didn’t make it in the bigs”, Tom said, beleaguered.
“I don’t care what anyone says, canines are the best animals around,” Tom said doggedly.
“Now that I’ve learned to talk, I don’t have to use unintelligible noises to communicate,” Tom said, disgruntled.
“I guess I should just go back out in the field with the rest of the flock,” Tom said sheepishly.
“That particular felon from Brooklyn is excessively tardy!” said Tom, disconsolately.
Regards,
Shodan
“The outer covering of trees is vital in protecting them from insects and weather!” Tom barked.
“I like bananas a bunch”, Tom said dolefully.
“Since I’ve been in bed with this lung infection, I’ve been binge watching The Jeffersons. I really love Mrs. Jefferson,” said Tom, wheezy.
“Those who hold judicial powers but not the title ‘judge’ are nevertheless worthy of our respect,” Tom said magisterially.
“I wish there was a way to send a letter to my loved one serving on that undersea Navy vessel”, said Tom, submissively.
“My favorite part of any body of water is the area closest to the shore,” Tom littorally said.
“I think I shall move from my basement apartment to a much more spacious upstairs abode with ample natural light,” Tom said loftily.
“Since snapping off my wrist bone, that hand is useless” said Tom, dolefully (yes, straight to hell for that one).
“I can’t remember what that woman’s name rhymed with”, said Jerry Seinfeld, dolorously.
“I wish that Hogwarts ghost would stop bothering me,” Tom said peevishly.
“I am no longer a tiny 98 pound weakling!”, said Charles Atlas, with impunity.
“There’s only been one Austrian-born Secretary-General of the United Nations,” Tom said curtly.