“I can tell your fortune”, said Tom, soothingly.
“I’ve gone up in the world since I left the agency for a permanent job,” Tom extemporised.
“It’s time to kill the mockingbird,” said Tom at Harperly.
“Look out, Sir Edmund!” cried the sherpa, tensing.
“Ah, you’ve stoked the fireplace,” Tom said gratefully.
“My right shoe has too much leather,” said Tom in a thick brogue.
“This herbal Viagra from the Internet is a complete ripoff”, said Tom, limply.
“I’m going to see Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musical about trains in the starlight,” said Tom expressly.
“I wish I’d gotten a solid-chocolate Easter bunny,” Tom said hollowly.
“It’s time to get out my breast pump”, Thomasina expressed.
“I shot at Hook, but hit Peter,” Tom deadpanned.
“I don’t think I’ll ever get released from Gitmo” said Tom, guardedly.
“Get me a sex change, now!” Tom demanded.
Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Said Tom, running off at the mouth.
“You call THIS a candy bar?” Tom snickered.
"I know a few tricks about succeeding on the Glasgow comedy circuit, " said Billy cannily.
“There is water is the gas tank” Tom stuttered.
“I’ll never get over the loss of my Xbox,” Tom sobbed inconsolably.
“If only I could rapidly alternate between two adjacent notes!” Tom trilled.
Apparently, Tom said he knocked up his girlfriend.