“Control, my ignition system isn’t working,” said Major Tom, groundedly.
“I’m going to start wearing boxer shorts”, said Tom during his debriefing.
“I like my beer dark and strong,” Tom said stoutly.
“They got rid of the sunken ship in this channel,” Tom said recklessly.
“This is your last chance to surrender, Jabba,” said Luke forcefully.
“I just want enough cheese to sprinkle on as a topping,” Tom grated.
“That’s…easy…for…you…to…say,” said Stephen hawkingly.
“Who the fecking feck took my damn feck?” asked Tom, fecklessly.
“What the fucking hell’s a feck?” said Tom dysphemistically.
“That’s not how you do a blowjob,” Tom spat.
Regards,
Shodan
“If only I could see an early David Cronenberg film,” Tom brooded.
“Did Mandy Patinkin leave Chicago?” asked Tom, hopefully.
“I burning your dog!” said Tom, heatedly.
“I have a special attraction to quadriplegic women in wheelchairs” said Tom, devotedly.
“Does Mandy Patinkim even have a mind?” asked Tom, criminally.
“That’s no way to treat your son,” said Luke offhandedly.
Love it!
“You’ll save a lot at the grocery store if you use coupons,” Tom said cuttingly.
“I could finish this chemistry experiment, if only I had the right equipment!” Tom retorted.
“I love those old singing cowboys!” said Tom mixedly.
“The policeman who patrols my neighbourhood is a saint,” said Tom beatifically.