“I’m glad that island trip is over and a I have a major landmass to piss on again”, said Tom, incontinently.
“There I was standing on a thin neck of land connecting two larger landmasses, when I dropped my pen!” said Tom insularly.
“My understanding is that it is genuinely appreciative,” said Dead Cat uncertainly.
“I’ll never get used to digital photography,” Tom said negatively.
“Me, a wise man from the East? I don’t even look like an Amerind.” said Tom imaginatively.
“Why isn’t there a bridge over this water?” asked Tom, troubledly
“I am the priest that the King wants to be rid of,” said Thomas, turbulently.
“Won’t anyone think for just a moment of the extinct flightless birds of New Zealand?” Tom moaned.
“I can’t even talk about anatomical features of the common camel without interrupting myself with pirate speech,” Tom harrumped.
“Dyslexia only affects me when talking about seafood” said Tom calmly.
“What makes you think I can recite Cider with Rosie in the style of a songbird?” asked Tom lorily.
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“When it comes to pets, I don’t want a bird, a cat, a gerbil or an iguana,” Tom said doggedly.
“I truly can’t help my kleptomania problem”, said Tom, taking things literally.
“I whisper my secrets to the tree shepherds” said Tom confidently.
“This method of showing further-away objects as smaller, with vanishing points, has added a third dimension to my paintings”, said Brunelleschi, putting things in perspective.
“I hope my lisp won’t affect my Madness impersonation,” said Tom thuggishly.
“That team wasn’t supposed to win the game!” Tom said, upset.
“I’ve noticed that I sweat like Muhammed Ali did early in his career,” said Tom perspicaciously.
“How should I know who would be two generations removed from some idiot who managed to show up at every significant event of the late 20th century?” Tom grumped.
“Yes, I’ll start a law practice with you,” Tom affirmed.