“I’m gonna burn down every MacDonald’s in the world!” Tom said archly.
“Phlegm?” Tom spat.
“There’s a snake in my shiraz!” Tom rasped.
“I did not order strawberries or blueberries” Tom rasped.
“My leading lady in the ‘Thin Man’ films, Myrna, was the most devoted companion one could ever have”, said William Powell, loyally.
“My friend mailed me some peanut butter cups,” Tom said, recently.
“My inbox is full again - stop sending me the same email over and over !” said Tom resentfully.
“The healthiest and cheapest transport for two is the tandem,” Tom said at length.
The word tandem actually **is **Latin for “at length” and the name of the two-person bicycle is a pun on this.
“My dog talks to me,” Tom barked.
“The cardiac surgeon had to remove both my left auricle and my left ventricle”, said Tom, halfheartedly.
“Get to the back of the boat,” Tom said sternly.
“I’d rather stay in the front of the boat”, said Tom, bowing.
“I’m going to the other side of the boat,” Tom deported.
“Bury me in any old box,” Tom said, coughin’
“Actually, I’ll stay on the starboard side because it’s reserved for the best,” Tom said righteously.
“These insects keep fighting back!” said Tom antagonistically.
“I’ve already ejaculated three times tonight”, said Tom, forthcomingly.
“I’ve moved beyond the need for teeth” said Tom transcendentally.
“I’m selling admission tickets to Heaven”, said Father Tom, indulgently.
“I plan to read all of Bill Wasserman’s comic strips while my leg is in this cast,” said Tom, hobbling.