“Gimme some of that feeling of annoyance or displeasure,” said Tom, taking umbrage.
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“Come on, Mother, everyone knows a good bleeding will cure what ails you!” Tom mumbled.
“I’ve decided I want to live after all, but I don’t think I got that snake off me in time to stop the venom”, said Cleopatra, exasperated.
“Think I’ll allow my gold mine to revert back to the state,” Tom exclaimed.
“I can’t wait to see that new Jennifer Lawrence movie,” Tom said, mockingly.
“Over the centuries, this land has alternated between bog and prairie,” Tom explained. “Over the centuries, this land has alternated between bog and prairie,” he repeated.
“Think I’ll put on some clothes today, for once,” said Tom, nakedly.
“I think Sandra Bullock should have won the Best Actress Oscar”, said Tom, aware of the gravity of the situation.
“Me love cookie. But me also love eat letter after R so much me not eat cookie” said Cookie Monster, eschewing a favorite food.
“There is no high ground in Kansas at all”, Tom stated flatly.
“I should think it pretty obvious that something is lacking in your design for my new diner!” Tom countered.
“That’s the last straw, my child – get out of my house and never come back!” Tom said, with abandon.
“Steady, young Miss! Can’t you see I’m married?” Tom said, with abandon.
“There’s no way I can eat all that food after my weight-loss surgery,” Tom said, with abandon.
“Here’s a photo of me with 3 of the 4 members of that Swedish group that was popular in the 70’s, and the older Everly brother”, said Tom, with ABA’n’Don.
“Can you call me back later? I’m at a gig for three of the four members of that Swedish group that was popular in the 70’s, and the older Everly brother, and I can’t hear a thing while they’re playing,” Tom said, with abandon.
“We’re announcing a reunion of the classic lineup of Venom!” said Cronos and Mantas, with Abaddon.
“I’ve looked everywhere and still can’t find my headband,” said Tom, with abandon.
“I’m wearing a T-shirt with the second and fourth letters of the alphabet!” said Elmo, with a B an’ D on.
“This notice is to prevent any mafia bosses from entering the premises,” said Tom with abandon.