And the preceding two statements are, in fact, related.
It’s fun to be simple. . . 
Happy Birthday!
I like pie. We always have birthday pie for my birthday, because I don’t like cake all that much.
So, can I have a piece of pie?
Birthday pie is much better than cake.
What kinda pie?
Happy Birthday! 
To what address shall we send the stripper?
Thank you all for your kind wishes. You’ve made me even happier than I was before. If I was a bat, I’d purr.
**BiblioCat ** and Abbie Carmichael, I agree - while cake is nice, I think pie is at least 3.14159 times nicer. Especially with vanilla ice cream. This year it’s blueberry pie. I usually go for pecan, but the kids really like blueberry, and since they’re decorating the house for me (last year it was a “Bob the Builder” birthday), I think they should be rewarded for their industry.
And you may certainly have a piece of pie. Now let’s see. . . there’s four of us, plus two of you - Harmless, did you want pie? Best to make that four plus three, which makes seven. . . now a pie has 360 degrees, unless it’s ice-cream pie (HA! I *kill * myself!), so that makes 51 degrees each, plus allowance for the width of the knife . . . now where’s that protractor?
You guys had better fill up on ice cream while you wait - this may take a while.
Oh, and Harmless, please don’t send a stripper; I don’t think there’ll be enough pie, and I’d hate for anyone to be disappointed.
Really - that’s the only reason I don’t want one. . .
If you give me pie, we each get an even 45 degrees of pie!!
But what if the stripper brought cherry pie? 
Gotta like a guy who prefers pie. Up with pie! Down with cake!
This year, I’ll have a birthday pie, too. or maybe icecream cake, but that’s not really cake, it’s only cake shaped
Go have fun at your birthday party, but when come back bri
My Birthday is Friday and I’m having CAKE!! 
Happy Birthday Genghis Bob
I hope your pie is very tasty
I like key lime pie. Just remember the key, otherwise you won’t be able to get into it.
Happy Birthday!
Do you need someone to bring some ice cream? Whipped cream? Cream’o’Wheat? …sorry.
Felicitations to you!
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My birthday’s also tomorrow, and I haven’t a clue what I’ll be having. Although, my co-workers surprised me with a cake about half an hour ago.
Well, they intended to surprise me, but I was in the hall chatting with someone when a co-worker walked by with a pink bakery box.