Sure, but you got to breast feed them.
OK, so Helen’s husband doesn’t have to honor his vows, but Helen does? I’m sure he swore to some sort of love and honor clause as well. Fuckstick.
SHE didn’t get tired of HER own marriage, asshole. HE did. HE’s the one breaking promises. HE’s the one trying to get a new gal. But I guess it’s okay to teach children that men don’t have to honor promises, only women do.
I’ve got home-made Chex Mix. ::passes it on::
#@*&% smilies!
Ewwww you LICKED the Chex Mix before sharing? How gross is that? :eek:
No grosser than breastfeeding someone else’s twins, I suppose.
:checking in via cell phone:
Is everything OK? Any word from Helen? Shirley’s not trying to breastfeed my twins again, is she? Tell her I said to remember they’ve got teeth.
If I’m not back when Helen gets here, send her hugs from me. I have a hunch the whole situation is more complicated than can be explained in a Doper thread (isn’t it always?). But Helen’s a really smart, strong woman and I have every confidence in her judgement. If she decided to keep working on her relationship it would undoubtedly be for good reasons.
I’ll pick up some wine for later. Any requests?
Boone’s Farm Strawberry Wine. Best wine for breakups, bitches, and boo-yas.
Actually, it just tastes kinda nifty.
I brought some Trader Joe’s Triple Ginger Snaps. Even the twins can have those.
Ava
Ava Ava Ava. shakes head
How could you forget the Ben and Jerry’s? No low-fat sugar free soy crap here…we need the milk fat!!
I want the one with the fudge core, but first I have to wash my hands…at least the weeding is done.
I’m allergic to strawberries, could you also grab a bottle of Cabernet? Thanks 
Helen, as you can see, we are all thinking about you. I really am hoping this is all working out the way you want it to… {{Hugs!}}
<I>shows up with chocolate silk pie and Kahluas for all
extra whipped cream on the three year old’s slice</i>
hangs head in shame
Sorry. You’d think after two years here, I’d know better.
But the Triple Ginger Snaps are REALLY good - real pieces of chewy ginger goodness inside…nice and sharp…
Okay. I’ll just go get the damn ice cream already.
Ava
Hey, you can leave those ginger snaps. Can’t have too much sugar…
What, you’ve never heard of wetnursing?
There is no way a strawberry has ever seen a bottle of Boone’s Farm. You can use that stuff to clean your rifle or rusty bathtub. Not that it’s strong – because it’s not – it’s the vinegar. You know those strawberry popcicles, the ones that come in plastic tubes for kids? That’s what it tastes like.
Can we all have a massive Homer-esque forehead slap&D’oh! as we realize Helen’s probably off work for Veteran’s Day today?
No thanks. I cuaght a great buzz on Kythereia’s] brownies.
Hey, let’s go watch some cartoons.
D’oh!
Hey everyone, I made pierogies! Who wants some?
Bwahahaha… evil chuckle
Hey, at least we’ve got this party going for her when she gets back!
damnit, the suspense is killing me.
Anyone want some leftover halloween candies? I got Mars, Twix and those gross halloween kisses left.
me me me! I love pierogies and those look Delicious.