I decided at the start of the year to keep track of the money I was offered on the web. I wondered how much I’d tally in 12 months. By the 17th of this month I “had” over $110 mil. Then I happened to look in my Junk E-mail and there I found 7 or 8 other multimillion dollar offers.
Too tedious for me to track. And when I think about it, it’s an idiotic pursuit.
Hey! I’ll give you a full TEN CENTS on the dollar for all that! Really! No kidding!
Just send me your bank/identity info for me to send you a wire… 
I can never remember my Bank ID… :smack:
…but would my SSN do? 
At least they’re offering you money. Imagine keeping track of how large your penis/breasts would be if you followed up on those offers…
12 feet 71/2 inches / Quintuple E
What?