Tooth extraction Jokes

There’s a guy at work who had to have a tooth extracted today. He’s always giving everyone in the office a hard time (in a good natured, fun way), and so now, it’s time to get our own back…

I need all the tooth extraction jokes you’ve got. To tell you the tooth, I just can’t think of any - so pull out all stops, so that we can have a ripping good time at his expense :slight_smile:

In fact, any toothy sort of joke will do, I’m really not fussy, I mean even puns, I’ll grin and bear.

This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says, “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.”

The woman then says, “Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I’d rather have a baby!”

To which the dentist replies, “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair”.

What’s the best time to go to the dentist?


Q. What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor* and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

*or whoever

A man & wife entered a dentist office. The Wife said, “I want a tooth
pulled. I dont want gas or novocaine because Im in a terrible hurry. Just
pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”

“You`re a brave woman,” said the dentist. “Now, Show me which tooth it is.”

The wife turns to her husband and says “Open your mouth and show the dentist
which tooth it is, dear.”

A dental surgery had been having an unusually busy day, and ran out of local anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was to be performed. Keen to ensure that a far more painless extraction from the patient’s wallet would not be hindered, the dentist gave the nurse a very large needle. He instructed her to jab it firmly into the patient in the end opposite to that from which the tooth was to be extracted, when the signal was given.

It all happened in an instant. The patient and pliers were in place. The signal was given, the needle driven well home, and with a quick tug out came the tooth.

The dentist said, “Hurt much?”

The patient hesitated, “Didn’t even feel it come out… tell you what, though, the roots were sure in deep!”

(from rec.humor.funny’s searchable joke archive)

The dentist asked the patient if he wanted any local anaesthetic.

“Nope,” he replied, “I’m trying to transcend dental medication.”