How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie lolliepop.
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As the old wise owl does, a one lick, a two lick, a three lick, a crunch. Have a good day, Guster.
Sorry! We don’t do homework. That’s a student’s assignment.
BTW Where do you find Tootsie lollypops these days?
The correct name is Tootsie Roll Pop.
This ends the factual part of this thread. :rolleyes:
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I will give a shot at it, since nobody else wants to. A quick search from Wiki shows three different studies about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop:
I need to find one of these licking machines that provide 411 licks, for my wife.
Here is the licking machine they used. It doesn’t look very erotic though. YMMV.
Who licks a Tootsie Pop until it’s gone? I kind of leave them in my mouth and suck every once in a while. If I had to lick the think until it was finished I’d probably take a few and then throw it in the garbage.
It’s all a matter of taste.
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I once earned actual money by attempting to answer a How Many Licks question.