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Happy whatever seasonal festival you observe.
If you could get Coldfire to start a thread with the title “I am Mark Serlin” you’d have a thread that everyone would look at.
Happy Crimbo to all. Ho Ho Ho.
NEKKID WOMEN HERE!
JACK DEAN TYLER CAUGHT MOLESTING SHEEP!
“Monster’s 10-inch penis exposed!”
Cecil Fires Little Ed!!!
can’t post it… can’t be that mean… must resist
Also on standby
“Lose weight by eating more Twinkies”
“The lost X rated photos of the former Presidents”
“See where I can hide this 12 inch kelbasa.”
“Does this look infected?”
“Pictures of Female Stars touching my twig and berries…the WB years”
FREE BEER
I won the Lotto! Who wants some?
FREE BEER
<your Diety> can lick my bunghole!
Fundie debate revisited (revisited)
FREE BEER
I have backstage passes to the “Punch Barbera Streisand in the Face” show
Does your <body part> do <this>? Is that normal?
and of course… FREE BEER
punk snot dead,
broccoli!
Biblical proof that handguns evolved from apes!
Happy whatever!