Well, there’ve only been two shows, but here’s what I think, kiz — Good concept, bad execution.
I like the idea - lots of people like to look at cool rooms. And most people end up designing the interior of their own houses. Should be a winner, but…
I think that this show has to be compared to the network’s other two reality TV shows: Project Runway and Top Chef. And I think when you compare it, the inferiority of this show becomes apparent in two ways, which I am going to refer to as hosting and the black box concept.
Hosting -
Project Runway has Tim whats-his-name in the mentor role. He’s more personable than Oldham and more engaging. It also has Heidi Klum (supermodel Heidi Klum!) and other engaging people in the judges seats. The judges on Top Design are horrible. They seem pretentious, they seem unable to express their likes/dislikes, and they are definitely unable to convince me why they think that Room A tops Room B.
Top Chef has the hot model as the host. This year it was Salmon Rushdie’s wife, before that I think it was Billy Joel’s wife. Both have been terrible. Absolutely vacuous and terrible - and it’s utterly irrelevant. They serve as a focal point for observing the show, and a draw for boyfriends and husbands who are forced to watch the show. Top Design is conspicuously lacking such a temptress. Back to the judges, Top Chefs judges are, while annoying and drama-manufacturing, still able to express their likes/dislikes and make me understand why one thing I can’t taste is better than another thing I can’t taste. Baffling how they do that, but they do. As I noted above, Top Design hasn’t been able to pull that off.
Black Box Concept -
This is a little elusive - but here’s the gist: Top Design is a Black Box. We put in the designers, we give them some money and PRESTO! Out comes a room! Oh, sure we see them paint a little and pick out furniture, but we don’t really get to vicariously participate in what they’re doing.
Project Runway and Top Chef are different. On Project Runway, you see the cloth, you get the challenge limitations, you hear Tim’s criticisms, and you think “if I could sew, or make dresses, or had any idea how they do what they do, what would I do?” Then, as they make choices, you can critique those choices because it’s fairly obvious how to get from concept to finished dress. And they make it blatantly obvious when someone is screwing up. On Top Chef, they have to cook a sensual dessert and someone starts talking about making a pickle foam. You recoil, because you have a concept of how to make a sensual dessert and pickle foam is so far from that concept. There’s a sense of participation - of what would I do? Are these people doing something like my idea? Will these peoples’ concepts work?
There’s just a sense of participating in the challenges that occurs on Project Runway and Top Chef, that they haven’t nailed on Top Design. Or even approximated in my opinion.
And I’m out.