Top Secret

Ok, I know this is a silly movie - it’s along the lines of Hot Shots.

BUT - I just wanted to say one thing. I wasn’t aware of this, but it’s got a young Val Kilmer in it, and MAN he is hot!

Any women Dopers out there who like young, clean-cut guys who can dance really well, this is a great movie. I never knew Val Kilmer could dance like that.

Just an FYI! :slight_smile:

It is not only along the lines of Hot Shots!, it is the best of the ZAZ movies, in my opinion.

And if you like young Val Kilmer, you’ll also like Real Genius.

i bet when we were kids we rented that movie 25 times. that “big phone” thing got me every time.

I don’t know if I’d think it was so funny anymore, but I did then.

Kilmer does comedy pretty well. He was in that, and of course, “Real Genius”.

Sure, but how do we know he’s not Mel Torme?

Kilmer also does his own singing for the role of Nick Rivers, according to the credits.

Wow. I’m lost in wonder. I *love * it when guys can dance and aren’t afraid to let it go.

I’ll have to go find Real Genius.


Yep. Did he also sing his way through The Doors?

Anyway, can’t let this thread go by without asking:

Is this the potato farm?

tdn! My friend! Where’ve you been?

Yes, I am Albert Potato.
Heh - I have to admit - the parody version of ‘Are You Lonesome Tonight’ is one of my all-time favorite pieces of movie music, and I am constantly singing it in the shower.

I just picked up the DVD last night at Best Buy - $5.99!

A classic movie, far better than Hot Shots! in my opinion.

“Déjà Vu”
“Have we…met before?”

Standed on a desert island. But now I’m the leader of the French resistance!

Ooo, excellent, I set myself up for that one.

How about "she whose bosoms defy gravity?’

Or the silly dance, which starts out so elegant, but ends up so silly.

Or “Give me a black Russian”, and the bartender looks at the screen and shakes his head.

Oh, and Val Kilmer has got one of the hottest asses I’ve ever seen on a guy.

Gasoline! Ha ha ha ha ha!

I was going to mention that!

I also love this:

“Nick, I’ve talked to the US Embassy, the East German Consolate, and it’s no use. I just can’t bring my wife to orgasm.”

Who knows the words to the East German national anthem by heart?

I know a little German. There he is now!

Do you ever have a dream where you’re standing on a pyramid in sun god-like robes with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Why am I the only one that has that dream?



I haven’t seen it!

{Reels in shock} :eek: :eek: :eek:

You must…really…at once!

Or you’ll never know what to do if gravity fails. :wink: