If we can go beyond ten, then is number 14 k of g in an f p d?
- You never miss a new Chick tract.
- You will find people interested in anything your cat has done.
Absolutely everything.
Where else can a girl get such funny smartassery?
You can hang shit on every other doper.
Damn, it feels good to be a Doper!
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Always sympathetic ears for trashing any and all gods, and any and all religions.
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Can hate children with impunity.
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Can pick up obscure news items to impress RW friends.
I have, in fact, used that very line. My wife says she wants to cut me off from my forums. I say, “How else will I keep my blood pressure elevated?”
- We know all the words that end in -gry.
- What else would we do all day at work?
- Hi, Opal.
- Charter members get all the hot chicks.
- Members get their almost-as-hot friends.
- Guests have to pay for our beers.
- We can recognize a 1920’s-style “Death Ray” at a glance… and you never know when that kind of information might come in handy.
- We’re like this with Bad Astronomer.
- We don’t need no stinkin’ Smashy.
- We know how to spell the word “you”.
- Will be prepared to survive the coming zombie apocalypse.
11a. Get to fornicate with Hot Doper chicks to repopulate the earth after we deal with Zack.
Eating burgers at Miller’s!
And of the women? what do we get… surely not the same… things could be quite complicated if so.
ahahaha this made me laugh so hard when I read it, mostly because I have found myself reading threads about cats… and it seems to be very true!
I’m cleaning my damn screen! Bastard!
I burning your dog.
Plus, the SNR is fairly high here. The Internet has much information, but information is not knowledge. Here I have the luxury of reading many threads where thoughtful people succinctly discuss the important aspects of issues across a fairly broad spectrum of ideas. And I’ve never seen another board where people will occasionally apologize for having posted in anger, excessive derision or sarcasm. Doesn’t happen as much as it might, but apologies on the Internet are about as rare as unicorns.
As long as you don’t tell anyone who you are…
Frankly you can be your true self.
And when you’re a doper you can do anything you want… like go on a thread about top ten something or others and use numbers like 11,12, and 13.
It’s a marvelous place to wait to see what ensues!
Honestly, I don’t find this to be true. I mean, I could tell you that I’m secretly the guy behind the curtain in North Korea, but that would take all the fun out of it. I wish I could get some of the credit, but just to maintain appearances, my personal/physical longevity (pesky CIA and KGB assassins), and to give the rest of the world something to do, I usually keep quiet about such things.
Tripler
I am pretty ronery though . . . ::sigh::
1: You enjoy reading the same overused inside joke phrases
2: You REALLY want one of these phrases to be an Internet sensation but they never catch on.
3: Buckeyes
4: You’re quick to google answers on topics you know little about
5: You will pay to not see images on a webpage