As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Holy _____! (from the Batman TV show)
I would have got away with it if it wasn’t for these meddling kids!
Fifty dollars and time served.
“Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.” said in the time limit for a free Big Mac during the 70’s.
Don’t squeeze the Charmin.
From the land of sky blue waters. - Hamm’s Brewery
Manly yes, but I like it, too. - Irish Spring
Manly man - Old Spice
scrump-dilly-icious - Dairy Queen
“Five, six, seven, eight…shlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer Incorporated!”
“Schwing!”
“Well, isn’t THAT special?”
“EX-cellent”.
“Yum yum, eat 'em up”
“Football - you bet!”
Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behaviour!
Eat it, Potsie!
Uh-Oh, Better call Maaco!
I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!
Good night…and good luck.
Mahna Mahna!
Hug it out, bitch.
“mind if I smoke while you eat?”
Missed it by that much.
Sorry about that, Chief.
Would you believe…?
Say goodnight, Dick.
Goodnight, Dick.
Bonk, bonk! On the head! Bonk, bonk! Bonk, bonk!
No blah-blah-blah!
“Help, Mr. Wizard! I don’t wanna be a ________________!”
“Phineas J. Whoopee, you’re the greatest!”
(Two from the same film)
“Julie Andrews!”
“Pbbbbth!”
“There! [A remote and/or exotic spot on this globe]. Did I ever tell you about the time that I singlehandedly. . .”
“We have a really big shoe for you tonight.”
“Wonderful, wonderful!”
Wait, was this TOP catchphrases, or obscure catchphrases?
“Two seagulls!”
Sock it to me!
Veeeeeery interesting. (But stupid!)
I know nothing!
I love it when a plan comes together.
It runs home to momma!
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Beam me up.
He’s dead, Jim.
I’ll have what she’s having.
I hate spunk!
Nanu-nanu
What hump?
Somebody better go back to the bunkhouse and get a shitload of dimes!
Rut roh!
That’s what she/he said.
Ya think?
…not so much.
Ok, One, _______, and B _______.
Hated it!
Around the world and 2 snaps up!
It’s better to look good than to feel good…
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
Good to the last drop
He never has a second cup at home!
The wet-head is dead!
The Dry Look. The Dry Look look.
Be careful out there.
Ha ha!
Eat my shorts!
Bit my shiny metal ass.
What a country!
The humanity
It’s Tom Ter-rific!
“Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here…”
“Hey, Bert?”
Brain and brain, what is brain?
I say that all the time to my dogs when I feed them.