Let’s baffle the Americans:
He’s fallen in the water.
They don’t like it up 'em
We’re Doomed!
Where’s me washboard?
You sure you want to go there?
Funny how?
We’re going to need a bigger boat.
Zed’s dead baby. Zed’s dead.
Lets not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet.
I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley.
You cooked half my stash!
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. … It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
You may remember me from such films as…
I’ll show you the life of the mind.
Look that up in your Funk & Wagnalls.
Alllllllrighty then !!!
(another meta-catchphrase) “I’ll buy that for a dollar !!!”
*Oh, boy!
Copy that.
I tell you whut.*
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
It reads the thread before it posts or else it gets the trout again!
I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
68 posts and no one’s mentioned:
“and now for something completely different…”
Nih!
Probably it’s just that no one expected the Spanish Inquisition.
Oh, Peter. I’m going to ask you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too. Mm Kay?
I’m gonna have to go ahead and disagree with that.
Oh, and one more thing…
It’s got 'lectrolytes!
This one goes up to eleven!
It’s a fine line between stupid and clever.
Hold the chicken between your legs.
To Crush you enemies. To see dem driven before you and to hear de lamentation of deir women.
Now they will know why they fear the dark.
We should have shotguns for this job.
Did I break your concentration? Oh, I’m sorry.
Well, allow me to retort…
Do they speak English in What?
A Royale with cheese.
Naw man. I’m pretty fuckin’ far from okay.
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know 'cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker.
In-conceivable!
I don’t think that word means what you think it means…
My mother? Let me tell you about my mother…
How does it feel to live in fear?
Wake up! Time to die!
I know you are, but what am I?
Say Hello to my little friend!!!
I could have had a V-8!
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
It’s a madhouse!
You maniacs! You blew it all up! God damn you! God damn you to hell!
Good night, John-boy.
Game Over, man. Game Over.
HeLLOOH…McFly…anybody in there?
Laugh it up, Fuzzball!
Luuucy, you got some splaining to do.
Lighten up, Francis.
Dammit no fair! I trudged through the first page pretty thoroughly and what really was the probability that the few threads before mine would pick the one I thought of? Apparently higher than I thought.
:gets into trout receiving position:
“Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!”
“Take your medicine, Gladys.”
“Greeeeeeeeen Acres is the place to be!”
“You bet your sweet bippy!”
“Veddy INT-erestingggggg.”
Bond…James Bond."
“We’re needed, Mrs. Peel.”
“Sweetie, DARRRRL-ling…”
“I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow.”
“But it’s my only line!”
Old Man: “IT’S…”
Announcer: “…Monty Python’s Flying Circus.”
Her?!
That was a freebie!
I’m having the time of my life!
Theeerrre herrrre!
Same thing we do every night…try to take over the world!
You are a cheap date!
The only catchphrases I can think of under the circumstance…
I’m an excellent driver.
Ten minutes to Wapner.
I’ve searched twice and I can’t find
“Go ahead - make my day!”
Oh, come on. No geeks are going to correct this? Vader never said that, he said “No. I am your father.”