Well, if we’re making corrections:
Should be:
Theeeeey’re heeerrrre.
(Although I admit that the philosophical implications of the original post are interesting.)
“I’m getting too old for this shit.”
Get out! (accompanied by vigorous, two-handed chest shove)
Serenity now!
Giddyap!
Whazzup…
Hasta la vista, baby!
There’s no crying in [whatever]
…and you want to be my latex salesman. I don’t think so…
Hoo aaah!
Schmoopy…
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
I hate when that happens.
Please, baby, I’m not from Havana!
Soitenly!
Mind if I play through.
So, I got that goin’ for me.
You’ll get nothing and like it.
Thank you very little.
You sank my battleship!
Pretty sneaky, sis.
I don’t think the hard stuff’ll be coming down for quite some time.
C’mon, maybe you boys need a refresher course. Nowadays, it’s all ball bearings!
Don’t sell yourself short, Judge, you’re a tremendous slouch!
Ok, those last two were purely for my own enjoyment, but I actually do work them into conversation whenever possible!
“That’s a shame.”
“Well good luck with all that!”
“You knew the job was dangerous when you took it [Fred].”
“Bear left!” - “Right, frog.”
“Supercalifragilisticexpyalidocious”
“You can pay me now, or you can pay me later.”
“Trix are for kids.”
“He likes it, hey Mikey!”
“Try it, you’ll like it!”
(“So I’d tried it. Thought I was gonna die!”)
“Shoot him again!”
(A brief skimming of the thread… I really get to do this?!)
Bite my shiny metal ass!
No. Post 56. But I did make a typographical error.
Right turn, Clyde
“I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!”
Priceless delivery!
A few more from British television:
Wink wink nudge nudge say no more
Listen very carefully, I shall this only ONCE
Sweetie darling, darling, sweetie, sweetie, darling sweetie
I’m the only gay in the village
“…and I’m all out of bubblegum”
Can’t believe we haven’t yet seen:
“Be afraid. Be very afraid.”
Do you feel lucky?
Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.
Disappointed!
The problem with kicking a Chow’s ass is an hour later you wanna do it again.
Ain’t marriage grand?
Here come the rain clouds.
Where are you, you sumbitch?
Don’t call me stupid.
spam spam spam spam
thank you sir, may I have another?
nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Wolverines!
Wilson!
Dyin’ ain’t much of a living, boy.
The flower goes in the front, big fellow.
You’re Sears and Roebucks material, pal!
I’m Godzilla AND YOU’RE JAPAN!
Pretty sneaky sis
Thanks Easter Bunny (BOK BOK)
I’ve made a terrible mistake
That’s a night in the box
What we have here is failure to communicate
I’m sorry, I can’t do that Dave
I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man!
PUTTIN UHN DU REEEETZ
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Bunch of savages in this town
Hey kid how would you like to make $10 the hard way?
Great!
Super!
I didn’t get where I am today without baffling the Americans.
I like baffling Americans. I’m a baffling-Americans person.
“That is NOT a compliment!”
“Can’t get the wood, you know.”
“You silly twisted boy.”
“I’ll be in my bunk.”