[QUOTE=Euphonius Polemic]
A Ford sex tape. Yes, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Would you two please, please, stop spreading such mental images! :eek::eek::eek:
This does raise the interesting question of whether he could be removed from office if he gets Form-One’d
Why not do some community service in a rehab …
He is already – he’s mayor in the council chambers. 
What’s “Form-One’d”?
(Usually by way of a police officer handing the person over to a doctor in a secure facility and asking for a 72 hour hold. By the end of the hold, the doctor with say “Fly, be free!” or else ask the patient to “Walk this way” to the ward.)
I found this on facebook today
It’s the first time in this entire mess I’ve laughed out loud.
Quoted here for the facebook avoiders among us, all credit to Rob Sheridan:
I’ll say one thing for Rob Ford - he’s really making the rest of the world re-consider their Canadian stereotypes. 
When his sex tape comes out, I want to post his posterior for posterity sake to XVideos. Bound to appeal to a lot of fetishists.
Stop SAYING THOSE WORDS!!!
I was chatting with Mrs Piper about all the tapes that are supposedly out there about Mr Ford, and she said, “what’s next, I wonder?” We looked at each other and simultaneously said, “Rock and roll!”
Except the politeness one.
Canadians:
“Yes, the mayor of Canada’s largest city is widely rumoured to have a drug issue.”
“Yes, he himself refers to his drunken stupors.”
“Yes, he’s on video threatening to kill someone, apparently while in a drunken stupor.”
“Yes, the police chief held a press conference announcing a video of the mayor smoking crack, which will be used in evidence against one of his close friends who is facing an extortion charge in relation to drug-trafficking.”
“Yes, he walks into cameras.”
Everyone else in the World:
“And he’s still in office?!?”
Canadians:
“Well, those are his personal issues, aren’t they? We don’t pry. He’ll deal with them, no doubt.”
You haven’t been reading the comments on the stories in the Globe and Mail, I take it? 
Rob Ford’s family has finally admitted he has a problem and needs help
They agree he’s overweight and should lose a few pounds. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Rob Ford’s Mum]
“He’s got a weight problem” that affects his demeanour, argued his mother. “He’s got a huge weight problem and he knows that. And I think that is the first thing he has to attack.”
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[QUOTE=Councillor Doug Ford]
On Friday, Ford’s closest ally, brother Doug, continued to staunchly defend his sibling. The city councillor told a Toronto radio station that “Rob (should) seek a little bit of counselling,” go on vacation for a week or two, and lose 50 or 60 pounds.
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Other, more disinterested, observers suggest they’re focussing on the wrong problem:
If anyone is wondering who Rob Ford’s supporters are, look no further than these letters - many Canadians are doing their best to imitate American tea partiers:
“Better a crack smoking mayor than a leftist”
Anybody catch this latest little gem by Rob Ford?:Drunken rant.
Edit: Ooops, I see you have. Nothing gets by you folks, does it? 
I’m not surprised that they’re also in denial about his problems.
Ford doesn’t want to quit drinking and doing whatever else he does the get blitzed. He won’t go into rehab because people generally expect you to give up drinking and drugging at least for a little while.
Mayor Ford’s St. Patrick’s Day in 2012 was apparently quite an event.
Several news outlets went to court to get copies of the “information to obtain a search warrant” which the police filed in relation to Ford’s friend and car driver. They got access to most of it.
Hookers, blow, vodka, racial taunts, and general scuzzy drunken behaviour appears to be a fair summary - plus drunk driving by the Mayor.
Rob Ford did drugs, partied with escort on St. Patrick’s Day, police document alleges
And now Ford says he is suing the people who were interviewed by the police for what they disclosed to the police.