I was surfing the web, doing nothing particular and doing it pretty well. I received a message. This wasn’t just any message. It was a special message from a special kind of person- a Nigerian. I expected the classic Nigerian scam AKA The Royal Prisoner. I was wrong. He didn’t want my money. He wanted something quite different.
After chatting about the meaning of the spiral, he asked me to be his master.He actually used the word master. I know what you’re thinking. This was not some sadomasochistic desire. He wanted me to be his spiritual guide.Why? I don’t know. I don’t know what exactly he was asking, or why I did what I did. But, I said yes.
In our chatting he expressed a desire to have me as a Godfather. He says he loves me like a brother. He wants to come stay with me after he graduates college. We’re chatting as I write this. life is strange.