A tale of unbridled drinking and a wedding party. What do you do when you black out from drinking and realize you’re now in a marsh in the dark covered in wet mud? You start thinking about all those alligators that will gobble your pickled ass. Those insatiable Wisconsin alligators and other dangerous creatures in our Wisconsin prison swamps. Maybe the guy thought the Bray Road Beast was going to gobble him up. I don’t know but the beast lives over a hundred miles away near Old World Wisconsin.
All this weighs on your barely functioning mind when you see a bright light in the sky. Apparently you are not worried about the UFO’s of Wisconsin or ghosts so you decide to head into the light. You reach a building and smash out a window with a pipe to get in before you can reach the light. This is standard when you need to get away from zombies or other monsters that might be following from the swamp. Oh well no alien medical exam tonight. Now that you have gotten into this building you see a phone. You hesitate for a minute thinking about what happens to people that use a phone with creatures hanging about. You finally use the phone and it’s a direct line to the State prison right outside the building you broke into. Men with guns come to take you away and your grateful their taking you away from those creatures. They check your blood alcohol level and find after all that you still register 0.165 and are sent to the Portage jail to sober up. You think what a fun reception I’ve got to do this again.
Lost man accused of breaking into prison building.
Considering the interstate highway with fences on both sides he had to cross to get into the marsh of which he has no memory of getting there, he’s lucky not to be road kill, or drowned.
