Trading Game : Insults

Let’s see if this’ll work.

Here’s the game rules
each poster should rate the last insult, and then supply an insult to the next poster.
E.g.
Post 1
The next poster is a blanchemange sucking, small butted, vissigoth.

Post 2
I’ll have you know blanchemange sucking is the only way to go, using a spoon is so old hat. Score 3 out of 10.

However the Womble buggering, slimey kidneyed, hairy toed, shangleswinker who replies to this shall be forever consigned to signing their name with a non-functional red biro.
etc.

Scoring should be for originality, humour and acuteness. Score down any insults that are too common, or racist/sexist.

so to get things rolling

Would the Womble buggering, slimey kidneyed, hairy toed, shangleswinker who replies to this shall be forever consigned to signing their name with a non-functional red biro. Please stpe up…

We don’t do games in the Pit.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope