I believe you are almost right on the translation:
A train driver caused delays on a German rail line after mistaking a giant toy penguin for Burgess Merideth.
I’m not sure why, but that line cracked me up.
Fucking Linux.
My god! They killed Opus!
It’s a good thing they were able to stop the train in time, or they might have all been krilled.
Incidentally, filming on the sequel to March of the Penguins halted yesterday…
Those bast#rds!
I was on a train a couple of weeks ago in Northern Ireland, travelling from L/Derry to Coleraine, which was delayed because of a trampoline on the line. Well, it was a very windy day.
Sobering evidence of the long-ignored statistic that 1 in 10 “traditional” toys contemplate suicide during the holidays. The pressures to compete with today’s PSPs and mobile phone packages just end up being too much.
The Irish are such a genteel people. Here in the States we just call 'em sluts.