this is a challenge to come up with the stupidest transformer of all time. Like a guy who turns into a cactus. Or a clam. or something stupid like that.
But they should be decent.
here’s mine!
Choppemoff
the obapinia( looks kind of like a lobster with 5 eyes, 1 claw from its head and armor.)
Duty:thug
Strength:9
Intelligence:1
Speed:3
Endurance:10
Courage:10
Firepower:10
Whatever other traits there are because I don’t have those things:6
height:17 feet, 5 inches
Weight: 5 tons
Weaponry: a REALLY big claw with electric shocks, a plasma bazooka, sheer size.
Other stuff: his eyes can see up to 20 niles away, but he’s too stupid to notice, so he just shoots everything in sight.
Correction: decent, as in they COULD be considered, but the overall idea just sounds too stupid to notice (or nobody would know what they are…)
Obapinia!
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And I know the drawing is bad.
In fact the drawing is worse because I messed up. Silly me.
also, the instructions:
- you copy out that name, duty, stats, weapon, other sheet( if there are other stats that you know of on those transformers stat sheet things, please put them there instead of the other stats
- place what you want there (stats are from 1-10, height, weight, are not stats)
the sheet itself
Name:
Species
Strength
Intelligence
Speed
Endurance
Courage
Firepower
Rank
Height
Weight
Weaponry
Other stuff
oh wait… Choppemoff would be better suited to this guy.
Choppemoff
the Theriznosaurus( think t-rex with big arms with equally big claws)
Duty;guard
Strength:10
Intelligence:5
Speed:5
endurance:9
Firepower:3
Rank:6
Height:20 feet
Weight:2 tons
Weaponry:adamantium claws, Acidic spit, Fangs
Other stuff:none.
Chimexor
the Chimera
Duty:Assault
Strength:6
Intelligence:7
Speed:9
Endurance:8
Firepower:10+++(!)
Rank:7
Height:17 feet, 7.5 inches
Weight:3 tons
Weaponry:a Flamethrower, corrosive spray, claws, 2 plasma cannons, sonic beams, a freeze gun(the bird, no goat head), and shockwave pulses.
other stuff: chimexor’s insane.
Allegiance: Decepticons
Oh yeah, the Choppemoffs are also decepticons…
And will someone else respond?
Cactang
Allegiance:Autobots
Duty:stealth operative
Strength:5
Intelligence:10(he’s a CACTUS, that leaves PLENTY of time to contemplate)
Speed:1(duh…)
Endurance:10+
Courage:7
Firepower:8
Rank:1(autobots have prejudices against cactuses, they like mammals.)
Weaponry:spines, electric spines, barbed spines, disruption field spines, corrosive spines, spines that pop out of the ground, exploding spines, and plasma spines from his right hand.
Other stuff: Cactang was originally a decepticon, but after realizing he wouldn’t get sex from anyone there, he defected. He soon met the same problem with blackarachnia.
Forgot to mention height and weight for cactang
Height:40 feet tall( he’s a saguaro)
Weight:1.345 tons
Clampit
the clam
Allegiance:autobots(they hired a squid…)beast wars)
Duty:Security guard
Strength:8
Intelligence:5
Endurance:10++++(he has an adamantiumish shell)
Courage:8
Speed:less than one!
Firepower:4
Rank:1
Height:10 feet tall
Weight:20 tons(explains why this guy’s so slow)
Weaponry: heavily spiked clamshell: stomach opens to reveal plasma cannon.
other stuff: Choppemoff(the obapinia’s name is Armora) often refers to eating this guy, and then gets a good half of his face blown off…
Will someone other than I respond to this thread PLEASE?
Name:Maule
Species:Mole
Duty:Recon
Strength:7
Intelligence:5
Speed:9
Endurance:8
Courage:6
Firepower:7
Rank:5
Height:5 feet
Weight:0.456 tons
Weaponry: shockwave mines, claws, a sniper rifle, drills
Other stuff:none
…Because no one is possibly that bored?
Name: Dill-Doe
Species: Cucumber of Love
Allegiance: Pervertrons
Duty: Pleasure coordinator
Strength: 8 (made of tough, yet easy-to-clean plastic)
Intelligence: 3
Speed: 3 (Slow, fast and OHMIGODOHMIGOD)
Endurance: 8 (number of double-A batteries needed)
Courage: 10 (considering the nether regions it goes, it needs every bit)
Firepower: 5
Rank: 10 if you don’t wash it off after shoving it up someone’s cyber-ass, otherwise 2
Height: 10 inches
Weight: Surprisingly light
Weaponry: When inserted, vibrating action causes too much pleasure for robot to concentrate on fighting. Also, the mere sight of it causes male robots to experience crippling self-doubt, sudden desire to purchase flashy sports car and gold chains.
Other stuff: Ben-wa attachment sold separately.
Poofta
the bomb
Duty:blowing up
Strength:3
Intelligence:1
Speed:6
Endurance:10
Courage:10
Firepower:10
Rank:0
Height:3 feet
Weight:24 tons
Weaponry:Nuclear bombs, antimatter bombs, exploding himself
Other stuff:Poofta’s gay.
Isn’t having to bump your own thread 10 times a little much?
Maybe you’d have better luck checking the forums at bwtf.com. Big TransFans site.
Actually, some of these would make decent transformers…
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Actually, some of these would make decent transformers…[/qupte]
Okay, but that wasn’t my point. If you have to bump this thread repeatedly because of lack of interest, and then you hijack your own thread, maybe you should go to a forum that’s catered to the specific audience you seek.
Just a suggestion.
yeah, but I was just saying…