Sorry guys, I don’t want to be posting links to other message boards, but this was too damn funny, and I wanted you guys/gals to check it out. Maybe we should open a thread here about it because I bet the Dopers would go to town.
Sink like a stone this thread will
J/K
Quietly into that good night, it will go.
Probably right, you are.
Ya, gotcha.
Swear ** manhattan ** will while closing this thread he is.
Well before I let this slip off the radar, I’ll post a few that made me chuckle, and implore people who are looking for a good laugh to read the link. Other then that I guess any mod should feel free to toss this to the darkside.
Have sexual relations with that woman, I did not.
Looking at you kid, I am
All about the Benjamins, it is.
Belong to us, all your base are.
(I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I know - a thousand lashes for me and all my kin.)
Bring pie, when come back you do!
d&r
Fallen, I have. Get up, I cannot.
(Is that funny yet again? No? Too soon? Thought so. Sorry.)
positive mental attitude you must have if pro-active you wish to be.
The question, to be, or not to be, that is.
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Lie I cannot, big butts like I.
Killed anyone that didn’t deserve it, I never did.
-Yoda Walken
The answer, blowing in the wind, my friend, it is.
The syntax is more subtle. “big butts like I” changes the meaning. Yoda would say “big butts I like.” More of a passive voice thing.
The defunt Brunching Shuttlecocks site had a Jedi training generator toy with an optional check box to “Yodify.” Verbs it did move.
A grammar nazi you are hmmmm?
In Kansas, think we are not.
If one shot, one opportunity you had,
To seize everythign you ever wanted - one moment
Capture it, or let it slip would you?
Luke- the next American Idol, are you.
My dear- give a damn, I frankly do not.
Robudse.