Here, are we.
Queer, are we. Yes! Yes! Queer! Doo hoo hoo!
Used to it must you get. Hmmph!
LC
If ignorance were cornflakes, General Mills you would be.
My lightsaber they will take when from my cold dead hands they pry it.
Spaghetti your face will I, if my car toucha you.
losing it, I am.
aready enough.
Yoda’s grammar class: Put subject before verb, you did. Fail this class, you will.
This get hang never will of I
Gather no moss, a rolling stone does.
Fucked with the wrong Muppet, you have!
Kiss my foam rubber ass, you can!
Since 1978, fighting ignorance, we are.
Taking longer than we thought, it is.
Ignorance fighters are we?
Since when did he claim? 
Whisper we must these things, lest Unca Cece overhear us he may. Our asses in slings find them we could.
1973, the date is. 1978 it was not.
The weakest link are you. Goodbye.
Fredo, you it was. Know it was you, I do. Broke my heart, you did.
Talkin’ to me, are you? Talkin’ to me, are you? Talkin’ to me, are you? The only one here, I am.
Do the time warp again, let us.
Just a sweet trasvetite, from Transexual, Transylvania, am I.
The needs of the few, or the one, the needs of the many outweigh.
[Yoda Grant]
Judy, Judy, Judy.
[/Yoda Grant]
Hmm, maybe that wasn’t such a great example.
Let’s try Julius Yoda:
Came I. Saw I. Conquered I.
(In the original) Iven, ivid, ivic.
Backwards talk I do. Stupid I sound.
to post on this board worthy i am not
The beef, where is?!!!
As I say, do. As I do, do not.
<language geek hat ON>
Back in undergradute, I took an introductory linguistics course and we had to do a final reseach project. We were given topics from which to chose; one of them being to analyze Yoda’s speech in the original movies and see if it has rules. Several students chose that topic, but unfortunately for them, Yoda’s speech has no rules; it’s random. There is no set sentence or verb structure.
<language geek hat OFF>
Alright, only two years to reach 60!!
Break, have you had today?
A little song, a little dance, down your pants a little seltzer.
Miss you most of all I will, Scarecrow.
A thing you have not, if that swing you have not.
Buckle up you must, for a bumpy night it will be.
Hurt them not, Hammer, please.