That was just for other people. I’m growing older, but I refuse to grow up. 
Ohhhh, good sweet fucking god, I loathe PETA for being six times louder (amplified by stupidity) than us sane animal-rights types. As someone who does have an interest in animal rights and is, wholly coincidentally, a vegetarian, PETA fills me with absolute rage.
And they get bonus hatred points because sometimes their crazy counterparts in the feminist world get all worked up because “Ohmygod, PETA is using sexual appeal to try to make a point, whatever the fuck their point is, look naked women EXPLOITATION!” and then I need to decide who I hate more, the radical idiot feminists or the radical idiot PETA-types, and it gives me heartburn.
Also: dear all wannabe hippies, stop with the fucking patchouli oil, you smell like ass.
Was she from NYPIRG?
I sublet to a girl who worked for NYPIRG (whilst I was also living in the apartment) - in Ithaca. Man, was she fucking annoying. She kept extremely weird hours, smelled bad, and would get stoned and eat half a jar of peanut butter and leave tonnes of dirty dishes in the sink.
And from the way she told it, she had to drive everywhere. Real environmentally sound…
Not a happy renter-cum-landlord, was I.
D.
Cornell '04