Trichelle is a ho!!!

OK, I admit it–I am addicted to the smut that is The Real World and Road Rules (although neither of them holds a candle to the Mt. Everest of reality television–Temptation Island II). But I digress. In the premiere of the 12th season of The Real World (which, in this case, means a penthouse suite on top of a casino in Vegas), one Trichelle, a nice enough girl from Louisiana, was a bit flirtatious with Frank, the goober from Pennsylvania, but then she hooked up with Steven, the player of the group, on their first or second night in Vegas.

Tonight, on the preview for the next episode of Road Rules, she’s making out with Eric in some sort of hottub, nevermind the previews we’ve had from The Real World of her making out with Brynn AND Steven in the hottub

Woo hoo–this is going to be a good fall season! Thank God for slutty girls from Louisiana…

Funny, I was just coming through CS to see if there were any threads about this.

Oh Man. I hadn’t been interested in the current RR season until I just saw that same promo.

I think the most remarkable thing about this Trichelle is how she apparently prefers to get busy in the most conspicuous way possible. Making out with Steven LITERALLY on Frank’s lap was just… egregious. I couldn’t believe it. I could barely believe Frank’s reaction either, the little girl. ‘Frank has no game’?

Frank has negative game. Oh my lord. He is such a pussy. I don’t know if I am going to be able to stand watching this season. Especially if they get rid of Brynn as they alluded on the preview clips. She’s one seriously hot reason to watch.

One thing I haven’t heard anyone mention is that lunch that four of them went on early in the premier episode, the occasion where Steven ‘rejected’ Brynn. Did anyone else notice how that was the four white cast members skipping out to go have a little white-people powwow at their first opportunity? Watching the show this thought occurred to me, and I’m not sure what to think of it.

Frank should take lessons from the middle-aged white dude macking on Irulan and Arissa.

Steven: “Trichelle… she’s a really sweet girl, she’s really beautiful, she’s a great girl!” That series of statements is almost as false as his previous statements “I’m drunk!” and “I’m stupid!” were true. Just unbelievable. Man.

Somebody’s taping this for me… I can’t wait. The looser people are, the better the show. I thought that last season’s slutbags were the epitome of ho-dom (I’m trying to blow him off, so I’ll shower with him!) but it looks like Las Vegas will be the season to beat for sheer sleaze. Excellent.

By the way, don’ t these people realize that their family and friends are probably going to want to watch? If I were on TRW I would probably do as little as possible the whole time, not screw everything with a pulse.

Are you ever in for a treat!

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Anyone else think Steven looks like Jeff Corwin?
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Do NOT besmirch the name of my favorite short-shorts wearer! Steven looks a lot like Josh Brolin, to me. My favorite is Irulan, so far, for sheer sassiness. Now I know KSO is a RW and RR watcher, but I would recommend to all RW folks the last episode of RR (which, since it’s on MTV, you’ll be able to see until the end of time) where the kids have to play a prank on the RW and end up handcuffing Steven to the hottub, taking a picture, and leaving him there while stealing the phone. I laughed.
Trishelle’s proclivity for casual get-togethers does, as we know from the previews, lead to some more serious problems down the line.