I oversaw the installation of three groundwater monitor wells.
Waited for the mouse batteries to go dead BEFORE changing them! GBFD! :rolleyes: Whee. What a Whizzer.
I put colored lights in my bathroom, worked sorting donations at the food warehouse, and bought a book about the Red Army Faction. I also won the Virgin Lottery (yes, I’m aware it’s a scam.)
Huge one. Pics?
I had a new chain and sprockets put on the R1.
I’m pretty sure I’m the only guy who got himself an oval tanline on his lower right stomach today.
Dude, how many stomachs do you have?
Six. Two horizontal rows of three. I thought that much was obvious.
Hey I see 80 year old boobies, among other old body parts almost every day!
I rounded the corner just in time to see a 300 pound woman fall out of her bed to the floor, saying, “Well shit the floor looked closer than that!”
She is okay BTW.
I shaved for the first time ever.
Not my face mind you.
I mentioned my recent divorce in every meeting I went to at work this week.
Oh, and I got Divorced!
at least I think I got divorced, I can’t get in touch with Mr. Poodle-brains to confirm it! :smack:
I bought a box of blue raspberry Italian Ices. Yum! It’s almost worth having a sore throat/sinus infection.
Awesome! Congratulations, Ms Macphisto! 
Thanks ladybug! It was just a little local thing for fun and to make the last dance of the summer special (no AC + poor ventilation + lots of dancers = one hot, stuffy hall, so they’re shutting down for a few weeks). Still, I really didn’t expect to make the final, so it was pretty cool.
I started this paper motorcycle model which is going to be a present for my father. I think it’s pretty cool, however, I think it’s going to drive me insane.
I had two people compliment me on my Bulgarian this weekend.
They’re wrong, of course, my Bulgarian is horrible, but so few foreigner try to learn their crazy-assed language I think they’re impressed I’m even attempting to communicate.
Had wild monkey sex with the wife.
Okay, it’s not trivial but I dont think other dopers here had wild monkey sex with her…
Travelled to Belgium to play in a chess tournament.
Some Belgian keyboards are weird; the top line of keys reads:
azertyuiop
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dawson
any reference to mowing my lawn ie sleeping with my wife will be met with a very stern look!
…how would we know?
Just ask my wife next time your on top of her. She’ll confirm it.
I saw a DEER! in New Jersey!
I was walking down the railroad tracks minding my own business and suddenly six feet in front of me was a half grown deer. We looked at each other for a couple of minutes. I was absolutely stunned.
While I have seen the occasional skunk, rabbit, raccoon and possum, and I once saw three white egrets in a drainage ditch (how they got in the drainage ditch I’ll never know), I have never seen a deer in my parts until yesterday.
You can get them from Archie McPhee. Incidentally, they have a lot of other cool band-aids, too.