So I’m sitting here watching the tube, winding down for the night, when this bizarre commercial comes on. The Vibrator for the Masses. I remember seeing the first commercials, with the three women with blown back hair giving the (possibly?) used vibrator to the new bride.
Bride gets home, and tells loser husband that she got this vibrator for a gift, and he says “SWEET!” I guess new hubby either 1) has no idea how to make his new wife orgasm, or 2) can’t stand the thought of another disgusting night between her thighs and is glad for the help.
So Trojan has come out with another one, this one gas powered, I think.
When do the male sex toys get their 30 seconds? Not that I want to see this, or anything.
I swear if I see an anal beads commercial I’m calling my congressman.
I’m waiting for the balsa wood one that you have to wind up the rubber band on.
Not sure about anything like the Fleshlight, but I’ve seen Trojan “Vibrating Ring” devices on sale in the “Family Planning” part of the drugstores. Seems that’s something that can service Him or Her.
Nah, Congress Critters are getting their own. There’s the standard 383 or the HEMI modified 426 4-barrel nicknamed “Git Your Feet Outta the Airport Stalls, Boner Needs Yer Vote”.
I must be getting old. I can only imagine the vibrating ring… I take it’s a one size fits all?
New sex game! Vibrating Ring toss!
I think they should combine the anal beads commercial with the daily number…
And I wish I thought of this beforehand, but someone with the user name Stink Fish Pot shouldn’t have come up with “another disgusting night between her thighs”. She may have a Stink Fish Pot!
I get “Shop Erotic” on the Oxygen network late at night. They have the men’s toys as well.
It really is surreal seeing two women talk about all the products and they seem to imply personal experience with all of them.
If you think about it, though, there’s no reason why they shouldn’t be, is there? I mean they might as well get familiar with a product if they’re trying to sell it… I can’t imagine turning down a job where I get paid to masturbate really effectively. That’s my kind of sexual liberation. There should be a married sales team if you ask me.
I miss Talk Sex with old Sue whats-her-name on the Oxygen Channel, she used to take calls and flog the Toy of the Week, with a hotness rating. Followed by the rubber dick home shopping show, lol. Sue retired and we can’t get the Oxygen Channel on our cable package any more.
Not sure about all those states, but at one time (and it may still be on the books) AL and TX had laws against selling dildos and vibrators. Shops would describe them as back or foot massagers though to get around the law.
I especially like the fact that the cock rings have user reviews.
“Works very well for her, but it’s an expensive toy and she might want it every time!!”
Haven’t seen the commercial so can’t comment on how stupid it may be, but those aren’t the only two options I come up with to explain why a man would be ok with a vibrator joining them in the bedroom.
So:
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[li]Has no idea how to make his new wife orgasm[/li][li]Can’t stand the thought of another disgusting night between her thighs and is glad for the help[/li][li]Really misses Electric Football[/li][/ol]
:dubious: Because vibrators can run for as long as the battery holds out (or the power cord stays plugged in), and can be used to stimulate some part that the guy isn’t actively working on at the moment.
And I never knew about this late-night show on Oxygen… I think I have to set my DVR and check this out.
