How about the alter-ego troll? This designation apples to a regular poster who decides to have a little fun and piss people off under a new name. Loverock springs to mind, as do a couple others I could name but won’t.
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
How about the trolls that post their “Dear Abby”, my boyfriend/girlfriend has dumped me whining rants in the General Questions forum? Without a question or anything even remotely resembling a question. Do they stop to think why the forum was named General Questions? Do they look at the other things posted there to get a feel for the forum? Is “Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share” that hard of a concept to get through their thick, grammar and spelling impaired heads?
What would you call them? Dear Abby trolls?
There’s no snooze alarm on a hungry cat. =^…^=
Kelli, dearest; I always plan ahead & leave myself a little ‘safety factor’ when I’m posting on the same topic as Ayesha.
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All right Diane, you fight whoever wins the NTGrrrl /KelliBelli match, then I’ll run like hell from the winner of that fight.
Daniel,
My dear, I am crushed . Are you implying that I can be a nasty person ? I am shocked ! What do I have to do to convince all of you that I am a sweet innocent, loving, kind , wonderful, motherly woman ?
Did I mention modest and shy ?
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
How about people who turn Pit threads into a “I’m the most beautiful princess in the SDMB” discussion?
I’m sure you’re all Beautiful In Your Own Special Way. Or something.
If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.
Peace, Ayesha. Actually, it was more a joke than a trap.
I expected you to flame me, then I was gonna not show up again like a chicken shit.
In my deluded drunken mind, I thought it was funny. Oh well…
There’s always another beer.
kellibelli sez:
Why? Why?
Why can’t we all just not get along?
I try so hard to be an angry-young-man-at-odds-with-the-world and someone comes along with a thoughtless compliment like this! Communication should only happen in an atmosphere of distrust and intolerance, the way it was meant to be.
This is the pit. Can’t we at least keep up the pretense of mutual animosity?
Seriously people, if we all just contribute one sarcastic comment, one nasty remark, one simple insult, we could make this a much more hateful place.
So, come on, let’s get of our respective asses and try to be a little more spiteful!
Ayesha sez:
Don’t you know… DON’T YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN’T MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE’S AGE? CAN YOU HEAR ME? TAP YOUR CANE TWICE IF YOU CAN!
WHAT?
NO I’M NOT GETTING YOU YOUR GAS MASK! THE WAR IS OVER! THE KAISER IS DEAD! THE… oh forget it…
You forgot the maybe Konrad.
Oh and sonny boy, don’t worry, I don’t need my gas mask or cane to kick your little ass.
Your foolish blather begins to bore me. It is not your age that I am making fun of’
it is you.
There are several teenaged posters on this board who are very well recieved. Not because of their ages but because they unlike you ,aren’t mewling babies who haven’t let go of the tit yet.
Go away, and take your trollish stench with you.
Come back when you mature not in years but in
attitude and intelligence.
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
I, too, am usually fond of Konrad. We have witnessed others of his rough age group elsewhere on the board recently who did not shine as brightly; Konrad may be a schmuck, but he’s a clever schmuck. I think this board has room for clever schmucks.
Not-clever schmucks, though, are a different animal altogether.
Ayesha sez:
Now that’s really pathetic. You know you have nothing better to say when start telling people over the internet that you can kick their ass.
Seriously, what would incite a senile old fool to threaten a hot-headed teenager? Has today’s youth become so meek and docile that the elderly no longer fear their wrath?
I am stunned by this sudden reversal of the ages-old standard of geriatric behaviour. When did this happen? You don’t see me coming to your rest home and demanding you give up your seat for you juniors.
Explain so I can taunt you further.
Boy, you are a fool!
Ayesha’s gonna shred you!
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[… The worst are full of passionate intensity.]
Ouch! Ya got me Spiritus baby. I’m trying to get a grip, really I am. (assuming lotus position) Micro-give-a-shits, micro-give-a-shits, ommmmmm…
Young Master Konhead
Just when I think that the bubbling brainstem that you use to keep your forehead from collapsing is starting to solidify, you go and do something as stupid as starting a tussle with my favorite lioness.
I will let you in on a little secret,Ayesha is woman enough to take you out and still have enough left over to boink my brains out without breaking into a sweat.
(POPCORN,PEANUTS,SODAWATER,BANDAGES,IODINE,GET THEM WHILE THERE FRESH FOLKS)
Peace
T LION
" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "
Oh Konrad,
Come here you little twerp, (you do know what a twerp is, don’t you ? Just in case you don’t I will tell. A twerp is someone who gets a great deal of pleasure from sitting in a bath tub full of water and farting, then biting the bubbles that come up. ) First just so you know, I will not be as mean to you as I normally would, I am still just too happy today.
Your youth doesn’t bother me, however your lack of respect for other people does.
In fact your age makes me feel good. I know I have already lived through stuff that lies ahead of you. Let’s see if you come out of it in one piece.
And just FYI, my life is just beginning, 41 is a great age to be. My son is grown, I no longer worry about wether or not people like me. If they do great, if not they can kiss the fat part of my ass.
I am happy and at peace with myself. Now let’s see what your life (if you get one by then) will be at 41.
Oh and Junior, if I tell you in the pit that I can kick your ass, then I mean I can rip your little ass up one side and down the other verbaly. I wouldn’t back down from you in real life, why should I do so here ? Because you are a young hot headed male ? I don’t think so sweet cheeks.
Now I have had enough of your twaddle, you wretched, misbegotten little trichina.
I refuse to waste any more of my good mood on you today.
Why don’t you go out and play. No, not with yourself this time. And stop playing find the wiggle worm with the younger children in the neighborhood too !
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
Being happy despite your age is contentedness. Being happy because of it is delusion.
Opal provided this link a while back, and I bookmarked it. Enjoy.
A Discourse on Behavioral Characteristics of the Genus Trolius (Troll)
I dunno. I think Konrad is a wiseass, but a pretty funny wiseass. I also note that, unlike the originator of this thread, he always uses correct spelling and grammar.
Lawrence,
This thread was not started just to pick on Konrad. If you read the OP , there were no posters named by me.
As to my spelling and grammer, get over it.
If it bugs you that bad then use the scroll bar to get past my postings.
Sheesh
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)