“Clams are sold. All I gots left is this clam juice.”
“Whatcha gonna do with the clam juice?”
“I was thinkin’ of drinking it”
“Jesus Vern! That’s disgusting! At least mix something with it so you don’t puke!”
< adds tomato juice > “There.”
“Still disgusting. Add some booze at least to cut the clam aftertaste”
< adds vodka > “There”
“Nope. Can still taste the clams. Try this” < digs in back of fridge for old crusted over Worcestershire sauce that nobody had touched in a decade, digs in back of spice cupboard for first thing that comes to hand >
Back when Cracked was funny they did a video series called “Agents of Cracked.” In one episode one of the main characters goes into a bar and asks for the worst possible drink and the bartender gives him a mix of apricot brandy and Clamato He calls it “clampricot shandy.”
I love shellfish but the thought of drinking clam flavor stuff cold grosses me out.
Clamato is the Canadian equivalent of a sheep’s eyeball. Except it’s not for suckering tourists, they actually drink that shit! There isn’t enough vodka in the world to get me to drink a Caesar.
Octoputz thinks iiandyiiii asking for examples of previous passes is farcical.
What’s farcical is the mods keeping that thread open, and not just slapping the asshole down for his obvious Bias! Hivemind! schtick. Although I see it’s also collected all the other usual RW idiots like F-P and velocity, so at least the short bus gets an outing today…
He calls it “clampricot shandy.”