The jackboots of the mods grind slowly but they grind exceedingly fine.
True, they’re only “fucking acronyms”. The problem is, HE is the one who’s been having a shit fit over them for years, and people are sick of it. This is not something new.
The rest of us know they’re only acronyms – sadly, he has yet to get that message. Dude needs to fucking chill. If he’s bothered that fucking much, then maybe he can stay away.
You know what Guin? In all the years of shit that you’ve taken on this board for being the board dumbass who only posts when she is sure what direction a pile on is going so she can chime in with the majority, I have never said one bad word about you. You should have taken the advice of one of your pile on buddies above and just left it alone, but you just had to jump in two fucking days after the whole exchange was over.
@Sunny_Daze had great advice for I Love Me, she said he should just take the abuse, because he was a big boy. Then, I Love Me could come crawling back later and ask the people that were pissing all over him for help. What kind of fucked up human being thinks like that? Apparently, you, @Riemann and @Sunny_Daze.
However, for women, the advice is apparently different. If you are a woman you immediately run off out of the thread, never to return, and gossip with other people thru PM to try to drum up helpers to pile on. What you are too stupid to realize is if you gossip or PM somebody, they are totally capable of talking to me or forward your PM to me. You are just too fucking obtuse to realize that people that will stab one person in the back will stab you in the back too. In case you hadn’t picked up on it over the years, Guin, a lot of people on this board don’t like you.
I Love Me has never had a fit over anything. He uses snark and sarcasm to try to get his point across. You know, the stuff you try but are too fucking stupid to understand. Have you ever read a Cecil column? They are full of the same shit, most of it meaner.
And no, he doesn’t need to chill, he’s just fine. Assholes who like to pit sick people over acronym use are the ones that need to chill. I mean it’s not like we don’t have racists of several races, self admitted rapists, rape defenders, misogynists, covid deniers, stop the steal believers, Antifa are commies fans, Trump is god fans, UFO believers, woo of all kind believers and just general offensive assholes to pit. Why pick someone who is right about his complaints? Because people, as usual, like to pick easy targets.
If all the self proclaimed Smartest People On The Planet can’t follow a simple acronym protocol that is used by magazines, newspapers, non-fiction books, any legit online news source, hell even fiction books, the problem lies with them, not with I Love You.
You better hope that we don’t have a poll on who should have to stay away from the board between you and I Love Me, because you would probably be off the board in 10 seconds flat. For some reason, most people don’t like smarmy little suck up gossipers. And that is exactly what you are.
And just cuz I can, much like you choose to piss on someone, I’m going to try to remember every way/ name people have used to describe you over the years. Remember, you can take it, you are a big girl. Fat, ugly, teeth like a rabbit, backstabber, loser, live in your parents basement at what, 40 years old?, should get a job, gossip, stop dressing like you are Alice In Wonderland, get a real life rather than reading about royals, get a real boyfriend/girlfriend rather than hoping to find a royal to marry, stay off the internet for awhile so you don’t rack up six digit post counts on every site in the internet, leave some room for someone else to post. Oh, and everyone is sick of being reminded that your dad owns a funeral parlor. Where apparently even he won’t even give you a job. Imagine that, a forty year old person who can’t get a job in the family business, not even slopping out the toilets at a funeral home.
Now remember, @Sunny_Daze says you have to take it cuz you are a big girl, and no complaining about medical stuff either because that doesn’t matter. Just suck it up.
See, I didn’t have to be mean to you just because you are an easy target( because you are so fat - get it?) and it’s the Pit. Like you, I chose to be mean to you just because it’s allowed in the Pit. Difference being, you deserve it because you opened your fat mouth two days after the conversation was over to back up a couple of scumbags who have a complete lack of empathy for another human being.
If I Love Me’s requests about spelling out acronyms were such an heretical offence before god to all you special people that he had to be pitted for them, how many of you motherfuckers have reported him over the years? Did all the mods say “yes, yes, he is the worst poster on the board please pit him so he will step over the line trying to defend him self from a dozen attackers so we can ban him.” Or did they say "He’s doing nothing wrong?
Why not pit all the fuckwads that “nitpick” an obvious typo, not a wrong word or atrocious spelling, a typo? Why not pit the long time poster that bumps years old threads with a link to a news story and the word “Bump”? Why not pit the poster whose entire contribution to the board are a bunch of just so stories that he always comes up on the top in? Oh, that’s right, they are well liked by many posters.
You do not have to be religious to follow the Golden Rule. It’s a very human thing to feel empathy and sympathy for another human. Lack of empathy shows a serious design flaw in you and is a symptom of those that develop sociopathy and psychopathy. And my therapy degree is much better than the Trump Online University one @Sunny_Daze seems to have what with her hurt them now, help them later plan. Just to give a simple example, so you and @Sunny_Daze have a chance of understanding. When Hitler was killed, 90% of the world rejoiced and felt no empathy at all for him. Because, well, he was Hitler. He massacred millions of people just because he thought they were inferior to him. Maybe you’ve seen picture books and had an adult explain this stuff to you. The whole cattle trains, work camps, death camps, mass murders, Zyklon B. This is a normal time to not feel empathy or sympathy for someone.
You and @Sunny_Daze chose to attack a middle of the road poster, who probably has never even drawn a mod note in all his years here, is sick from cancer and his cancer treatment drugs, has his immune system compromised so he can’t get a covid vaccine nor fight off covid if he gets it. Sometimes he is sick enough that it is difficult to post at all. The Dope was a big part of his life this year, he probably thought people here were friendly if not exactly friends. Then people like you had to come and piss allover him for absolutely nothing. Not only that, you seem to enjoy it and are amazed that people think you are nothing but dried cumstains on a porno theatre floor.
Getting annoyed by someone on a message board, where you can literally wipe his posts out of existence, seems like you are just looking for someone to take your anger on, which means the problem is you, not fucking acronyms. If your daddy, what does he do for a living again?, knew you posted shit like this about people on line he’d probably dock fifty cents off of your allowance. No ice cream bar for you this week!
I would also like to tell you and yer pal Satan @Sunny_Daze that’s it’s perfectly acceptable for you to apologize to I Love Me for being such assholes. There is no shame in admitting you were wrong. People do it all the time. (except for politicians, who are largely sociopaths)You don’t even have to do it publicly, you have both shown in this situation you know how to trade PMs with other Dopers. I’m sure he would accept a private apology from you. He probably won’t even forward it on to me like a few of your board “friends” did your PMs about me. That’s because he’s a nice person, and, well, you guys aren’t.
And, finally, aren’t you supposed to be some kind of church going christian type? Tell you what, why don’t you go to your priest/pastor/minister/cult leader and explain this story to them, as it happened in real life - not in your head -and have them write a little note to you with the advice they gave you. Then you can show it here so we know how you stand with your church teachings.
My, my, that’s a lot of verbiage. I love how you even manage to work Hitler into it along with the stealth misogyny and not-so-stealth fat-shaming. Quality ranting, but - and please don’t consider this a defence of Guin in any way, lords know I care not a bit about her- just a couple things…
Nope. He’s not right, he’s a trolling asshole.
Because the Dope is none of those things. It’s an informal social media forum. Fuck anyone who insists on a motherfucking acronym protocol. That includes you, and ILMVI too.
And he’s not being pitted for “absolutely nothing”, he’s being pitted for self-admitted trolling. Illness is not a “Troll Freely” licence last I checked.
You’re as unhinged as ILMVI if you imagine anyone’s going to read that. Perhaps your posts would be a more manageable length if you used more acronyms, rather than spelling everything out in full?
I read it. It was quite compellingly written. If all that PM stuff he talked about is really going on, what a bunch of losers.
If @mordecaiB has something worthwhile to say, they’ll have to frame it with something other than this ridiculous hyperbolic tirade that “you’re the apotheosis of evil for calling out ILMVI for his junior modding grandiosity” if they want me to read it.
What’s a “UFO”?
Unattributed “Fuck Off!”.
I think he raised some interesting points, but that swipe at women was uncalled for.
There’s no love lost between me and Guin–her gossipy nonsense has made me roll my eyes lots over the years–but Jesus, dude, you really undercut yourself here. It’s where I stopped reading.
Bullshit. It was incomprehensible glurge. It was TL;DR. That means “Too Long; Didn’t Read.”
I don’t think that word means what you think it does. From Online Slang Dictionary:
Maudlin, overly sentimental, sickeningly sweet prose. Allegedly coined by website snopes.com in 1998.
With regard to the long-incoming post: just wild speculation, but I’m going to guess TL; DR vvvv
Uh oh, another incoming TLDR from Hitler loving mordecaiB. He’s been “replying…” for like 45 minutes now.
Yes, everyone knows your role on the board is crotchety old man who complains about everything, but I know you really like me. And he is right. Dopers are notorious grammar and spelling nazis. (whoops! another Hitler ref) But suddenly they are ok with unexplained acronyms? They were doing what they usually do, ganging up on someone once they saw the way the wind was blowing.
No one insisted on a protocol, I said it was common among all written communication, why not here. I never even suggested we should petition the mods to make it a rule. I thought people who claim the Dope is a community would like to do it as a courtesy.
HaHaHaHaHa! That’s me laughing at you, not with you. And here I thought you did the right thing and just let it go, but here you are to double down on your stupidity. Before, all I knew about you was that you had no empathy and were bad at math, so you took up the Chief Bloviator , Acronym Division position. Now I see you can’t read anything longer than a paragraph. How the hell did you even get out of high school? I’m beginning to doubt your claim of being a biologist. Are you a “biologist” like the guy on Seinfeld was a “marine biologist”? You also may have noticed that everyone else managed to read my post just fine. Maybe you should think about that. Or have one of your “biologist” friends read it to you.
It is true, and it’s been going on forever. I’m sure you have heard about the various snark forums set up to talk shit about Dopers, going all the way back to when Dead Journal was a thing. They are full of ex and current Dopers that bring all kinds of shit from here to snark on Dopers. Guin has been doing it for 15 or 20 years. What’s really pathetic about her is that the snarkers made fun of her all the time, yet she still tried to get in with them. The list of things I wrote out about her all come from different snark boards. And she still sucked up to them. IIRC, the dear departed Carnal K started one of them and then stupidly outed himself by signing a post on the Dope with his snarkpit name. Another pathetic thing about it is that 99% of the shit they talk about would be allowed in MPSIMS or the Pit. They just don’t want to take any blowback for it.
Well dude, I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you. No one else had any problem understanding it, even my good friend MrDibble who disagreed with me, understood my point. And my, my, such big words you use for someone who never got past high school. Who wrote that for you, your dad?
Unusual Fucking Ostrich , you should have instinctively known that! Everyone does, why did you make me spell it out? 
Now my world has ended. You know I’ll have to pit you for this.
Or, on review, what @BippityBoppityBoo said will work too.
Can you show me what swipe I made at women? The only thing I think I said that was specifically about women, was that a man had to just suck up the abuse, but for @Sunny_Daze, who I assume is a woman, thought it was ok for a woman to just run away and tattle instead of just sucking it up like a man was supposed to. That was her rule not mine. I said nothing about all women and I apologize if it came across that way.
It’s nothing she hasn’t heard before, all of it from the people she sucks up to, trying to belong. She’s been hoping for years that she will be accepted by them and is continually mocked and made fun of by them. None of those comments originated with me, except the fifty cent one. She let herself, again, be used by snarkers to try to stir up shit that was already over with, trying to curry favor. And if you think all Guin does is spread gossip, you would be absolutely wrong. I would still like to hear from her about what her priest/ minister would say about her behavior.
And another idiot chimes in. Maybe you should ask google what glurge means before you use it. It only makes you look stupider than you already are. Did you go to the same schools as @Riemann , neither of you seem capable of reading a full paragraph and you comprehension of what you read is lacking. I bet you are a “biologist” too!
Beat to the punch. Thanks @Roderick_Femm
Well, Chief Bloviator Of Acronyms On the Internet, we know you can’t read or do math, so just try to find a friend to read it for you. Or you could just piss off. I notice you ran off after our last exchange and didn’t return until Guin showed up with her asinine post. Better be careful, your pals Sunny and Guin will think you are white knighting for them. What’s funny is Sunny didn’t even know what whit knighting met when she posted it.
Some of us have a life. Good things come to those that wait.
^^^ How did I fare? Manson? A cat declawer? Pol Pot? Someone who thinks Star Wars is better than Star Trek?
I’m sorry, the last.*
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Yeah, I wasn’t willing to read it either. Thank Miller I don’t have to moderate the Pit.
Someone who wears their shoes in the house, of course!
Inconceivable!