Trolls R Us Resurrections

If you’re saying he’s utterly predictable in his clumsy and oafish MO, you’re right. If you’re saying he would restrict himself to one JAQ-off, you are quite unfoundedly optimistic.

Whatever a troll like that lacks in intellect or creativity, they more than compensate for with tenacity.

Nope. Just a few days ago:

http s://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-left-in-the-still-classified-jfk-assassination-files/953493/321

Hopefully that breaks the link (space between “http” and “s”).

It’s a real face-palm of a hijack. So bad I put him on permignore.

You were successful and thank you.

That was only a 6 month zombie but a zombie nonetheless and just as ridiculous. I don’t see this poster being around much longer.

Are we sure this isn’t actually Michael Scarn?

If it was I might give him a pass, he might still be in mourning for the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones Scarn.

It’s only a one-day suspension, though.

And you’ve left a live link from that thread to this one, so you’ve probably summoned the troll here when they get back. So nice work.

And it’s closed.

He’s already been here.

Sure, but now he knows there’s recent interest in his shenanigans.

It’s like we’re trying to keep him interested and encourage his antics.

Why yes! So his troll ass will be banned more quickly instead of allowing him to slow roll the board with his bullshit.

I know many people here are unhappy with Sam Stone, but I have to give him props for his response: What is left in the still classified JFK assassination files? - #353 by Sam_Stone

Sam posts good stuff now and then and I give him credit when he does.

It’s when he lies and misrepresents cites and other posters that folks get upset. For some reason.

And now that thread is locked.

It’s almost like we’re not supposed to be feeding the trolls or something.

That would be radical.

You rotten sneaks. No one even flagged that thread!

/s

-cleans, buffs, and polishes, then ‘accidently’ places the appropriate rule where the mods can just stumble over it again, not that they had forgotten-

Troublesome posters. If we think you’re more trouble than you’re worth, and you seem unwilling or unable to change your ways, we reserve the right to revoke your posting privileges.

The “unwilling or unable to change their ways” seems bloody obvious at this point, if you don’t mind me saying.

Oh, the modloop discussion is already happening.

I have to admit that while I’ve heard all sorts of batshit JFK theories, “Jackie did it” is a new one to me.

Though you have to appreciate the moxie of anybody willing to channel the spirit of History Channel UFO shows.

“I’m not saying Jackie did it. But Jackie did it”

And now he’s trolling the “Tell us an interesting fact” thread with inane “factoids” (aka bullshit) and non sequiturs about Snoop Dogg.