Trolls R Us Resurrections

The guy in the dark suit would be the official Disneyland veterinarian, right?

fascination! Really doesn’t know! How exclamation marks work!

htt ps://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-love-nylon-stockings/579652/

(Bumped the thread! At the end!)

Not a troll, but an obvious fetishist wanking off to a 12 year old thread about nylon stockings. I reported the post and the thread was soon closed. I expect we’ll never hear from him again, unless he finds other old nylon threads to bump.

Yeah, let’s see if this guy has L’Eggs.

That post was soooo much more disturbing than I was led to believe. Mentioning the excessive exclamation marks was really burying the lede.

I wouldn’t rule out a trock looking for a new schtick.

I don’t think so, most trocks are kinda clever and know the board rules and that a post like this would be automatically shut down.

“If only I had been able to have an incestuous relationship with my aunt” is certainly a thing to structure your life around. I wonder if she knew how much she scrambled this guy’s brain.

So…whats the difference between a sock and nylons?
runs off quickly

So scrambled l’eggs?

Good grief. I went to look for it in case it disappeared, found it, and . . .

Let’s not blame the poor aunt. Doesn’t read to me like she did any scrambling. Reads to me like she just existed with stockings on; which was fairly normal at the time. (I very much doubt that she actually went and put them on for him.)

Let’s hope he’s not on a run.

The “help me, I burned my hand” poster is typing a whole lot of text very quickly for supposedly being injured.

Damn, I was going to make a joke about it being an ad for Hakuna Matata Honey here, but that joke has already been made there.

It’s all about where the sexy lives.

I see the loner with the bad golf swing is rules-lawyering (and whining) in ATMB.

If we hook them up with Honey Badger, they could be deniers together.

Very elegant.

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He’s also getting his ass handed to him, strictly on the topic matter and unrelated to violations of rules, in a thread about a well-known Jack Nicholson movie. Possibly predictably, the thread has drawn a mod note asking people to be less heated.

Yes, it’s an embarrassing thread for him.