Ok, well I’m happy with dude.
Not trying to junior mod (especially when we have a real mod here in What_Exit) but just a reminder, I created this thread because the last thread was totally taken over by a few people who spent the whole time arguing with each other, and we couldn’t discuss trolls anymore.
Thank you @What_Exit for the support here. It would suck to have to make yet another thread.
How do you think I ended up here?
Ha! 
I think we should stick to “dick”, or “rod”, or “johnson” (in the parlance of our time).
A thirty year sentence!? You must’ve fucked up bad.
Or the “college student” who needed advice desperately about the accidental destruction of much of his fraternity building.
I’m sure I already said in this thread: a new poster with an “interesting” personal issue is always a troll. I’ve never seen an exception.
I’m an exception…oh, wait my story wasn’t interesting. NM
Oh, everyone take a gander at a new poster depopulationist:
https://boards.straightdope.com /t/what-is-depopulationism/992902
Telling us (while asking no questions) what depopulationism IS in FQ.
Although @Beckdawrek spotted them first and mentioned them in my sister thread.
ETA - they’ve also created a second brand new thread (still no reading time) about “What is the soul” in IMHO.
I be fast, some days
That’s only because the universe is not real and you have a soul!
And the crazy becomes clear,
global internet government , or gig , is the world government . gig was created in portland oregon usa in the year 2000 by charles webster baer .
When the mods see the flags, I predict Dead by Dawn (proverbially).
Yeah. Maybe we don’t need to play with this one.
I saw you guys poking it with a stick and thought “why bother?” Flag it and bag it. Mod’s gotta get new boots somewhere.
Are we certain this account was created by “charles webster baer” and not his son?
Wouldn’t want to ban someone for wrong reasons after all.
That would have been perfect, but you missed an opportunity to say, in small text “Too soon? Naaaaaah…”
Let’s contribute towards the purchase of a few upper-case letters for him.
Between the lack of them, and his wackadoodle ideas, I don’t see him lasting long here. Anybody know if he’s hit other message boards?
They are basically everywhere in a quick google search. I suspect they’re trying to drive up clicks for themselves. I, per moderator guidelines upthread about not following up on self-doxxers, am not giving out any links, even if they’re volunteering their own information.