Trolls R Us Resurrections

I remember that one! Conceal it, don’t feel it?

God knows I try.

In the disgraced former president thread, Hurled On drops an obviously provocative steamer about the lack of rationality of posts in the “entire thread” and then disappears without addressing any of the responses. All ears if someone can somehow explain how this isn’t trolling.

Nope, total troll. Join date in Sep. Gives off major trock vibes

100% troll, I wasn’t biting on that bait at all. Too fucking obvious.

Flag it please, we’ll investigate later.

As I said in another thread, I have suspicions he’s a Canadian trump supporter, since he made a comment about reading a court case from Alberta.

That’s an incredibly odd thing for a MAGA American to even be aware of, let alone recommend.

But if he was an old retired Canadian, who liked coming to these boards to irritate the “hive mind”…well…

(But that’s crazy, right? We’d never attract somebody like that)

Everything else about him aside, the Alberta case isn’t indicative of anything - it’s been brought up here on the Dope a number of times because it’s a phenomenal read and ‘the’ takedown of sovereign citizen nonsense by a judge.

Highly recommended for anybody who hasn’t checked it out before.

Agreed. What are the odds of attracting a troll like Sam_Stone, Sam_Stone’s son, and another troll like Sam_Stone?

Maybe it’s his dad.

2 days after Sliced Sicilian Salami got banned, a megburns pops back into the Oswald thread and declares that there must have been a 2nd shooter.

Who joined a month ago and had, until that thread, only 2 other posts total

Megburns seems to burn already, his account appears as locked now.

Banned already. Good job by @Aspenglow.
Though I took the cornfield duties.

Damn, I could have been a hero and reported. But I read it, and was like “yeah, this is such an obvious trock, I don’t even care anymore.”

I swear, I think we have one person who makes a new name just about every day and has done for years.

It’s probably that one guy. I can’t remember his name. Martin something?

Whoever it is, he just can’t quit us, which I do understand. We’re cool and addictive.

Brand new poster techeol, using clear sentences, with no reading time, starts an innocuous OP:

https://boards.straightdope.com /t/if-there-is-only-one-food-you-could-eat-for-survival-the-rest-of-your-life/994152

Our patterns say that this is going to be a troll or (more likely) trock, but we can remain optimistic!

I see the thread and poster I suspected both no longer exist on this board - I guess that confirms that all signs pointed to trock! Our mods were doing fine work while I went off to watch a Godzilla movie - may all our enemies be smote with the the cleansing power of an atomic heat beam!

I guess my one food for all time – now – would have to be CornField Flakes.

Huh, already out with the crows it looks like.