BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT, TRUE BELIEVER!
IN THE SENSATIONAL TRADITION OF FENRIS’ SECRET ORIGINS OF THE MODS
I, FEISTY FENRIS LEE PRESENT
WHEN TITANS CLASH
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FENRIS, NO MORE!
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LO! THERE SHALL COME A CECIL
In our last pulse-pounding issue, True Believer, Fighin’ Fenris had been expelled from the Legion Of Super Troll-Hunters! Framed by his Rogues’ Gallery of Rottenness[sup]1[/sup], Bodoni-Babe had condemned him to wander, alone and friendless throughout the naked streets of the city![sup]2[/sup]
“I’ve had it!” Fightin’ Fenris thought forlornly “I’m tired of my life being ruined because of my secret identity! When I get home, I’ll take off my costume and throw it in a garbage can! I quit!”
Suddenly, the air was shattered by a pulse-pounding klaxxon! Fighin’ Fenris looked up and saw a shadowy figure dart into a bank through a broken window!
“Halt, miscreant!” Fightin’ Fenris cried, as he rushed up to the mysterious stranger.
A mirthful voice, filled with wisdom, kindess and the occasional devistating insult replied “Fightin’ Fenris! I’ve been reading of your exploits in the Daily Trumpet[sup]3[/sup]! I’ve been wanting to meet you! I am the man known as CECIL!”
“Did you hope to take me in with that ruse, fiend?” Fightin’ Fenris sneered “I have honored and revered CECIL! lo these many years! He’d never rob a bank!”
“I wasn’t, you fool! I was investigating the robbery the same as you!”
“HA!” cried Fightin’ Fenris as he leapt towards CECIL!! But was this the real CECIL! or just an imposter?
The battle raged for hours. Devistating uppercuts, bizarre factoids and low-down insults raged. Fightin’ Fenris tried to hold his own, but he was clearly outclassed.
“Convinced now, punk?” CECIL! said, in a voice considerably less mirthful.
Fightin’ Fenris gasped “No! You fight well, but you haven’t convinced me…yet…”
CECIL! bent low and whispered in Fightin’ Fenris’ ear.
Fightin’ Fenris’ eyes went wide “The third word that ends in ‘-GRY’! Only one man could retain such knowledge! Already I feel the word fading from my mind! But I now know that you are, indeed CECIL!”
“C’mon kid!” said CECIL!! “Let’s go find the crumb-bums who knocked over that bank! Then we can round up your Rogue’s Gallery of Rotteness and clear your name!”
However, back in the nefarious lair of the Rotten Rogues, a new member was watching in his Phi-powered Telescope! Yes, True Believers! Another Arch-Fiend, InvisibleArt has joined the Rotten Rogues!
“Fightin’ Fenris and CECIL! have teamed up, huh. Well perhaps I can make their team-up a little more…interesting!” he said, as he twisted a dial and trained the power of over FIFTY-THREE ORBITAL MIND CONTROL LASERS on them!
Can Fightin’ Fenris and CECIL! survive this new threat? Tune in next time, True Believers and find out!
Excelsior!
[sup]1[/sup]MooMoo-Man, Papajon and his SUV of DOOM, Kissin’-Kousin and of course, the menace known only as JALLY of course! Haven’t you been paying attention all this time???
[sup]2[/sup]The streets are naked, not Fightin’ Fenris. This is a family comic after all!
[sup]2[/sup]NOT the Bugle[sup]tm[/sup]! I specifically didn’t mention any copyrighted names!
