True
TNP remembers the address and phone number from the home they grew up in.
False. Well, I remember my phone number only because it’s still my father’s number
TNP has never subscribed to cable television
False.
The next poster is a fan of Swiss cheese.
True. I’m fond of most cheeses, and swiss is right up near the top of the list, especially for sandwiches.
The next poster does crossword puzzles in ink.
False, I don’t do them at all.
TNP has never smoked a cigarette. Not once.
True.
The next player used to tap dance.
False
TNP speaks a second language fluently
False, I speak nine languages fluently. Sorry, I speak nein languages fluently, my German coming through there.
The next poster once appeared as an extra in an episode of Star Trek, playing the part of an alien life form.
False. Though I was an extra in Chicago Justice last year as a drunk runner dressed in a dirndl.
The next poster won a hot dog eating contest.
False. Two is my limit.
The next poster has at least two wall calendars.
True - a Linnea calendar in our kitchen (scroll down here: http://www.linneadesign.com/calendars/2018-linnea-design-calendar/), and a National Cathedral calendar in our home office.
TNP always knows what day it is.
Oh, true, I’m neurotic about time and dates.
The Next Poster needs a morning cup o’ joe before he/she realizes what “TNP” means.
True. Mostly.
The next poster got rid of all their old vinyl albums over 15 years ago.
False. They’re taking up space in my father’s attic (although I think he asked if he could sell/trash them and I agreed).
The next poster has more than one computer in his house, not counting cell phone.
True. Both my wife and I have a laptop, my daughter has one also but the screen doesn’t work. Curse you Dell!
The next poster just realized that this thread has long outlasted the OP.
Yeah, I was wondering about that myself.
The next poster has been arrested for a felony.
False
TNP thinks the OP has been arrested for a felony.
False, but I’ve had–still do, I think–an arrest warrant for jumping the turnstile ca. 1975 and never appearing in court.
TNP has shoplifted.
ETA: Oh, about OP…still false.
When I was a kid, I’m ashamed to admit, I did some minor shoplifting in my small town’s only department store. Years later I sent the store more than enough money to cover my thefts.
TNP saw an old flame in the past month.
Yes. Saw her on facebook. I hit Like.
The next poster is still wishing for money for an invention that will sell. DAMN IT, IT WILL SELL LIKE WAFFLES, or… a… hotcakes.