Definitely, although not as much as my wife.
TNP actually likes being tickled.
False.
The next player has a wreath or some other decoration on their front door right now.
False.
TNP has never seen a James Bond movie or read a James Bond book.
False. Seen 'em all.
TNP is angry about the ‘events’ leading to the Spanish American War.
False. I’m sort of angry about not knowing squat about it, for many reasons, except I do know it relates to yellow journalism and Citizen Kane.
TNP has family who served in the US military or suffered as civilians overseas in WWII.
True. My father and uncles served during WWII; my Uncle Edward died fighting in Europe and my father was stationed in Korea at the end of the war.
The Next Poster owned a poster of Farrah Fawcett.
False, but I did have one of her Charlie’s Angels castmate Jaclyn Smith.
TNP knew that Back to the Future actor Crispin Glover’s actual middle name is Hellion.
False, and yet my mind is filled with so much useless trivia 
.
TNP is an incredible dancer.
False, although I can manage an adequate hokey-pokey.
The next player can (or has been able to in the past) do a headstand.
True, in my youth I could do a headstand. Briefly.
The Next Player has been known to clap when Peter Pan asks the audience to do so to save Tinkerbell.
Yes, I have. Sue me.
TNP has won a cash settlement in a lawsuit
False, and I see what you did there
TNP still dresses up for Halloween every year.
Yeah, the trick-or-treaters seem to like it. Last year I was a Minion from Despicable Me. Banana!
The Next Poster has that one aunt or uncle he or she just cannot stand.
False. All of mine were very nice to me.
The next poster enjoys going to craft shows.
No, I really don’t, but my sister-in-law, who’s a very talented knitter, does.
TNP knows a very talented knitter.
False, but my mother-in-law is very talented at crochet.
The next player is sitting next to a window right now.
True, actually next to a sliding glass door with a window not far away.
TNP has no food allergies.
True. Not food, but dust mites and such.
TNP does not routinely take any prescription medications.
True
TNP eats fast food less than once per week.
True, I eat fast food more like once every two months. I don’t get out much, though.
The Next Poster exercises regularly.