False, didn’t even know such a condition existed.
Next person loves quesadillas.
False. Like may apply, but love is much too strong a term where quesadillas are concerned
Next person feels uncomfortable meeting people with visible/obvious disabilities
False. I met too many working as assistant librarian at a vocational college.
Next person misses Saturday Morning cartoons.
True. Sure, I now can watch Pink Panther any time I like on YouTube, but when there’s no anticipation involved it’s really not the same experience
Next person can do a passable English accent
False. I speak with a noticeable New England accent, the only one I can do.
Next person wore a cast on their left arm.
True! Broke my hand playing volleyball in college.
Next person slept with an animal in their bed last night.
True. Because humans are animals.
Next person owns two colanders.
True. But is two colanders enough?
Next person stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
False. I paid for it.
Next person has seen a live performance of one of Shakespeare’s plays
False. I’ve never seen any of Shakespeare’s plays, live or otherwise.
Next person has a full-color tattoo on an intimate part of their body.
False. Just a dot at the base of my pinky.
Next person wishes for a brief exterrestrial alien abduction.
False. My doctor has placed me on a strictly probe-free regimen.
Next person has used the word ‘soporific’ within the last six months.
True, and I am rather addicted to sesquipedalian pronouncements.
Next person prefers generic to name brands.
True, in many cases
Next person has taken at least one online class
True. About half of my classes for my masters were online.
Next person has an extensive collection of celebrity toenail clippings including Ke$ha, Marty Feldman, and Ed “Too Tall” Jones.
Very true. Most of the toenails are identified in tiny frames hanging in my den. Others I use to make miniature scimitars for my model weapons displays.
Next person regularly eats sardines and crackers for lunch.
False, although now that you mention it, it does sound good.
The next person has been in a car for more than eight hours in one day.
True. But it was a long time ago.
Next person sings along with the radio in the car.
True. See my comments upthread about driving from Miami to Chicago nonstop. (I was going to edit this, noting I got ninja’ed but on second thought this response kinda works for this question too)
The next person wants their house interior decorated with the very finest motel art that money can buy.
False, as a former Fine Art appraiser I have developed an actually appreciation and taste in the capital-A Art I like. I routinely irritate my family and friends my grousing about hotel/motel/hospital art. Even on TV.
Next person has not listened to a song on a jukebox in the last five years.