False, which I know for a fact since I tried it as a kid.
The next player looked for something today and hasn’t found it yet.
True. If a new job counts. I had a job interview.
TNP got a new cell phone this year.
No, but I got an iPhone last year at my tech-loving sons’ insistence.
TNP thinks iPhones are overrated.
Definitely true. We lived for decades with land lines and busy signals and calling people back. Now the cell phone police come and arrest you and put you in prison if you don’t pick up the cell phone the second it rings.
TNP has never eaten fruitcake.
False, quite the opposite in fact. For years I have ordered at least one from the Collin Street Bakery in Corsicana, TX to tide me over the Christmas season.
TNP sometimes puts horseradish on sandwiches.
True. Usually with roast beef
TNP has never referred to Walt Disney as being a ‘futurist’
True, though I can see the argument for it.
The Next Poster prefers Impressionistic paintings to Post-Impressionistic paintings.
Hmm. I’ll have to say false, although I do like some Post-Impressionistic painters (esp. Seurat) very much.
TNP has seen a genuine Monet with his or her own eyes.
True. I mesmerizing snow scene.
TNP sends letters to representatives on a somewhat regular basis.
False. Gave up years ago.
TNP is wearing at least two leather garments or accessories at this moment
Yes - belt and shoes.
TNP drank some orange juice in the past hour.
False
TNP ate a sandwich today.
False, lunch was some penne and hard-boiled eggs.
The Next Poster is secretly convinced that doughnuts are planning to take over the government.
False, This poster is open in his conviction that doughnuts already have taken over the government.
TNP prefers oysters Rockefeller to chargrilled oysters.
False. Grilled or fried, please, but not raw.
TNP has been snorkeling in the past five years.
False. not since I swam at the neighborhood pool back in the 1970’s
The next poster has successfully executed a New Years resolution at some point in their life
True, but by New Year’s Resolution is always the same: to try at least one new food dish, read at least one new author, and listen to at least one new musician this year.
I’ve already accomplished this for 2018.
The New Poster prefers Old School Disney animated films to the New School (Little Mermaid and beyond).
False.
The next poster plans to see at least a movie Memorial Day weekend.
False, at least it’s not in the plans right now
TNP does not work on Saturdays.
Not for pay, no, but there’s always work to be done around the house on the weekends.
TNP deserves a raise.