Yes, “Good Morning Good Morning” (one of my all-time favorites) just last weekend. My youngest son is just much a Beatles fan as I am, and played it on his phone.
TNP has a son.
False. But I have an adult step son I’m close to. (So, true?)
TNP has a daughter
False, although I would’ve liked one.
TNP’s grandparents are all still alive.
Sadly false. I am 60 however, so it’s expected.
TNP has had a major nonautomotive appliance failure in the last week.
Not me, but my sister’s air conditioning went out two days ago. Today it’s over 90 outside. She hopes to have it repaired tomorrow.
The Next Poster prefers orange jelly beans to the cherry ones.
True, I’m not a big fan of jelly beans, but often the cherry ones taste like nasty cough medicine.
TNP works a flexible schedule.
False. Well, maybe it’s true. I’m recently retired, so I do what I want when I want. Or when my wife tells me to do it.
TNP lives within 100 miles of the ocean.
False. But the Great Lakes are not far.
TNP has never played blackjack, poker, or craps (with a dealer, not on a machine) in Vegas.
True. Not only never played in Vegas, I’ve never been to Vegas.
TNP has seen a live magic or circus act in the last 5 years.
False, I haven’t been to the circus since my daughter was little, she’s now 16.
TNP needs to wear glasses or contacts.
Yes, usually contacts, but I wear glasses now and then.
TNP has bought new glasses recently.
No, but I damn sure need to.
TNP cannot name the titles of more than 2 Elvis Costello songs.
True, although 35 years ago I might have been able to do so.
TNP uses Gmail as her/his primary email address.
Nope. I’m Old School: AOL, baby!
TNP has held an actual baby in the past week.
15-month-old toddler yes, baby, no.
TNP does the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle fairly regularly.
False, but I do enjoy crossword puzzles.
TNP doesn’t have any special plans for Memorial Day.
True, me and the wife are sitting around saying”so what do you want to do”?
TNP is going to see or has seen a Memorial Day parade this weekend.
False, unless there’s a parade going by my house that I don’t know about.
TNP will be visiting a cemetery this weekend.
False, although I have on past Memorial Days.
TNP has never been on a cruise.
True, but it’s always sounded like fun. Almost always, that is.
The Next Poster has read many of the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett.