True. Bought coffee and toilet paper at Sam’s just last week.
TNP owns, or has owned, a minivan.
False. I’ve never even driven in my life.
TNP has see fire and rain both in the past month
True, although not at the same time.
The next player had an earworm within the past week.
True, but it was a made up song my daughter sometimes sings to our dogs 
.
TNP ordered out for dinner at least once this past week.
False, which is a rarity for me.
TNP knows at least one fairly impressive card trick.
Very true. I used to do one trick on my dad. I had him deal out the deck facedown RANDOMLY between two piles. I’d turn the piles face up and one was all black cards, the other all red cards. The look on his face…
TNP has been backstage at any stage event(as cast, crew, relative of performer, backstage tour, etc.)
True. 1. Went backstage at Soul Review (local cover band) to wish my friend Everett good luck on coming tour of Europe. 2. Went backstage at concert by Pacific Gas & Electric as “college press.”
TNP has had a vague spiritual experience that is hard to describe.
False.
TNP, to the best of his recollection, has never spoken the word ‘gadzooks’.
Zounds! In the name of Zeus, what sort of fool do you take me to be? I would never utter such a ridiculous sounding phrase!
TNP has played a MMPORG in the last 100 days
What’s that, something like a tuba?
False.
TNP has never once strummed a guitar.
False, but not very often and I can’t play.
TNP stays up later on weekends.
False. I have to get up early on Sundays to go to work.
TNP has talked to a police officer in the past week.
False, although I did exchange pleasantries with a local LEO early last month.
TNP has done or will do some yard work this weekend.
Very true! This weekend, last weekend, next weekend. And on and on. We enjoy it though
TNP hasn’t seen snow in several years
False. I dug a hole and planted a rose bush last weekend, but no plans for yard work this weekend.
TNP has run for an office (mayor,alderman,sheriff, congressman,etc.)
I answered too slow, I’ll answer the last post.
False. I just moved from NJ to Cali. but caught in some of horrible storms NJ has had this winter before I left.
TNP has run for office(mayor, alderman, sheriff, state office, congressman, etc.)
False, I’ve never run for an office.
TNP doesn’t like wearing shoes.
True. I put them on right before going out and take them off first thing when I’m home.
TNP hates the color purple.
False. Not my favorite color, but certainly don’t hate it.
TNP enjoys reading mystery novels.
True, I love a good mystery.
TNP is not a morning person.