So totally false.I am a vegetarian who cannot eat the slightest bit of shellfish, even if it’s in something else.
TNP cannot stand to drink black coffee.
True, I don’t drink coffee at all.
The Next Poster, if given the option of having a superpower or powers, would decline.
False. Unless it’s the ability to read minds; that would frighten me.
TNP is looking forward to something specific between now and Sunday.
False, not yet, anyway.
TNP doesn’t like seafood.
False, I like good seafood.
TNP has been arrested.
True in that, I’m not proud of some shoplifting I did in college, by the third attempt I got nicked. In exchange for some therapy, got all charges and record expunged, but had to go to court and all. Been on the staight and narrow ever since.
TNP has been on an Indian/Native American reservation (NOT including casinos).
True. I’ve been to Cherokee NC.
The next poster know that there ain’t no cure for the summertime blues.
True. Summer always bums me out.
TNP knows who sung that song, without googling it.
True. Well, at least one version of it.
TNP likes to cook.
Not really, and I have no talent for it, either.
TNP prefers coffee to tea.
True. In fact I am now sipping a nice hot cup o’ joe after coming in from doing some yardwork. I could have had a refreshing glass of unsweetend tea with lemon, but THERE’S COFFEE! And if you meant drinking tea before it has cooled properly, well that’s just crazy talk 
TNP frequently eats fresh fruit as a meal, rather than a little bit accompanying a meal.
True, especially bananas at lunchtime.
The Next Poster has visited a Stuckey’s roadside establishment.
Yes, stopped at one for breakfast when I was little and thanks for bringing back that terrible memory, Prof.
The Next Poster has eaten a Chicago style dog.
False, never. In fact the nearest I could find is 1000 miles away from me, in Texas (and I’ve only lived in East Coast or West Coast states).
TNP made an elaborate costume to wear on Halloween within the last two years.
Foiled again, I’ll answer the last post.
Almost but false. Recently ate a Chicago style dressed BRAT not a dog.
TNP has made an elaborate costume to wear on Halloween within the last two years.
True. Last year, I was Mr Clean…as a ZOMBIE!
TNP has been audited by the IRS
False, and I certainly hope that this trend continues for many more years.
TNP has more than one pet.
False. At the moment, one dog. In the past, quite a few
TNP has testified in court at least once
True, many moons ago.
TNP prefers beer to wine.
False, I prefer drinking wine, but I’ll drink a beer or four even if no food is involved. That’s not true for wine, so they’re about equal.
TNP, without googling, has no idea what a “Chicago style dog” is. And after googling doesn’t care.